Caulk the Wagon

The act of pulling out during sexual intercourse (anal or vaginal) and ejaculating along the crack of the ass. Can be used alone or in combination with the Dirty Sanchez, the Tony Danza, the donkey punch, as a climax to the alligator fuckhouse, etc. depending on the level of frustration and/or kinkiness involved.

That bitch didn't want a creampie, so I caulked her wagon instead. Afterwards she floated in the bathtub. You would have thought she was on her way to Oregon. Caulk the wagon or ford it? I chose the former.

by Tyrone Biggums Brother January 26, 2009

wiggle wagons

When a woman is not wearing bra and her breasts sway side-to-side when she walks instead of a healthy bounce.

Ewww gross! That lady has some massive wiggle wagons!

by macgowan August 29, 2010

Goon-wagon

The ultimate version of a goon

A goon-wagon is someone who takes goon name to a whole new level.

"Hey that dude is a goon"

"Naw man, he is a goon-wagon"

by goonwagon October 2, 2014

Funken Wagon

The Jesuit, slang term for your brain. Often confused with junior high school visitors for many other things.

"Put that in your funken wagon."

by William Ballsitch February 7, 2008

Olympic-wagoner

One who never watches sports and once the Olympics come around sports mean the world to them.

Olympic-Wagoner : Hey, are you guys gonna watch the big hockey game tonight?

Guys: Umm yes, why do you care you've never liked sports.

Olympic-Wagoner : What are you talking about I've always loved Hockey.

Guys: Wow, your a god damn Olympic-wagoner.

by Jobin87 February 28, 2010

whiskey wagon

It's when you're drunk as fuck on Jameson Whiskey and your night could go anywhere and end up anywhere and you won't remember how the fuck you got there! That's called catching the Whiskey Wagon

Dude we were so wasted last night we took a ride one the whiskey wagon and the next thing I remember was Being in some girls mansion eating leftovers from her fridge then her dad coming home.

by Simo82 March 19, 2017

whore wagon

a person of ether gender that has sex and dates anything that walks

That girl is a whore wagon.she has sex with seven people last night.she also messted with my ugly exboyfriend.

by Pink-rocks100 August 22, 2015