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crumb

a nickname for Dylan’s current boy toy
dylan: hey I’m going to hang out with Crumb
mckenna: have fun!
by crumbcake June 8, 2020
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Crumb Kiss

Flatulating with a one or more dingle berries; farting with small pieces of shit stuck the the hair(s) in your ass crack; often hardened balls of shit from poorly wiping
She blew you a crumb Kiss.😃
by Maurice Witherspoon May 18, 2025
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Crumb Shot

The last corner of the bag of chips that you pour into your mouth.
Mmm I love the crumb shot!

The crumb shot is so salty

Go for it, take the crumb shot
by Butt Turkey November 27, 2021
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Crumb Pussy

The last remains of a sexual partner. Sex that occurs right before a breakup, or in anticipation of a breakup. Similar to eating leftover crumbs after a snack.
I fucked your mom one last time before I dumped her. Getting some of that crumb pussy, bro!
by Crumbyboi November 23, 2021
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crumb slut

a person, typically a woman, who is a slut for crumbs
UGHHHHH IM SUCH A CRUMB SLUT I WANT YOUR FAT LOAD OF CRUMB DRIPPING OUT OF ME
by apple grapetato June 11, 2021
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crumb-bum

Old American hobo slang, derogatory for a fellow hobo of really bad character.

The word "bum" is old hobo jargon for a hobo who don't do any honest work for his food and shelter, and as a such is poisoning the towns and communities for hobos with well intention.
"crumbs" is hobo slang for lice, which is something you for obvious reasons don't want to catch, especially if you are a hobo with enough concerns already in regards to everyday survival.

When the two traits are combined you get a character you certainly don't want to be a travel companion with, A person who will leech off your efforts and only give you a head-lice infection in return.
-Cigarette in Emperor of the North was a crumb-bum he just tagged along with A No. 1 and was of no help when it counted.

-Don't be such a crumb-bum take a shower and get a job!

-The modern elite are crumb-bums, living off the spoils of a once rich society they fail to maintain.
by Danmark July 9, 2023
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Poo-Poo Crumbs

Tristan....
Tristan is Poo-Poo Crumbs
Bro you can't even wipe correctly, You got Poo-Poo Crumbs out the wazoo
by OhMyFFMGod January 13, 2023
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