Backseat Bender

Having intercourse in the back of a car where the female is bent over the back seat

I banged Abbie in the back seat yesterday, gave her a full backseat bender treatment.

by Daniel Allen Bitches August 21, 2016

bird bender

When you are up on a 48 hour bender or more.

Hey bro, I've been up for 3 days, been on a bird bender.

I was up with the birds again this morning, been on a bird bender.

by anonymous June 10, 2021

stubby bender

When an amputee gives the fist pump from breakfast club during ejaculation.

Remember that patient from the VA? He banged me and gave me the stubby bender last night.

by Da nj plumbers July 4, 2019

Bender

Someone that may seem so attracting to the same gender that they turn gay for them.

John: Hey did you hear that Robert got bent?
Bob: oh damn was it that Bender William again?
John: Yep.

by the big random yeeter November 11, 2018

AIDS Bender

You know those people who have AIDS? Yeah, they’re AIDS Benders now.

Imagine if everyone who had AIDS, became AIDS Benders. All the AIDS Benders went to rob a bank for exactly $10,000,000. They will then purchase a private island with said $10,000,000 and reside on it for 2 years. After 2 years, they will die from AIDS. Next step in the process is that Terminator 2 will release, then 1, but not 3, because that movie sucks ass. These film releases will cause Jupiter to bust a FAT FUCKING NUT on Earth, killing all dinosaurs. Leading to the historical event of Skynet being the reason the dinosaurs went extinct. Modern day historians and paleontologists have coined the name for the event as “Skynut.”

by Salty Stalin October 24, 2019

bird bender

When you and another person stay up all night or several nights blinding birds(pheasants), with the help of a substance.

I haven't even been to bed yet, been on a bird bender, putting on those blinders.

by AG2Pheasantz June 10, 2021

bender

the correlation coefficient between a bender and a cool person is so far away fat ryan could fit him, fat amy and fat tammy in between the dots. If you associate with benders you automatically bring down your cool person ranking for you entire friendgroup, acquaintances, your family and your extended family

lucia don’t talk to him he’s a bender do you want me to kms

by fatryaneatsdirt November 17, 2023