Top Lad

A top lad is one who excels in all areas of complete LADishness. The title TOPLAD can only be bestowed by fellow LADS by their unanimous acclaim. A TOPLAD's antics are completely effortless and natural, they can not be forced or faked.

Many TOPLADS can be recognised by their self created LAD symbols or indications.
1. Who took a shite in Betty’s dishwasher?... Oh, it was that Top Lad over there.
by Valladolads October 17, 2013
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top definition

the definition better than the other definition(s) here on this page. This type of definition attracts likes like a magnet and is so OVERPOWERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Robert: I just searched us the top definition! It has a lot of exclamation marks!
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Top G

What color is your Bugatti?

“I am the top G. I own 27 of them”
by TopperG August 15, 2022
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Flat Top

An act committed by a dominant gay male, or a top, whereby he sneaks his hot dog in-between your buns by planking on your back; fully erect.

The flat top is considered to be one of the most daring and skillful planking maneuvers, as well as one of the most demeaning gay sex acts.
Guy 1: "I passed out drunk on the yard last night while taking a piss, and Chris took pictures planking on my back naked. On an unrelated note - Jagermeister really makes your asshole hurt in the morning."

Guy 2: "Dude... I saw the pics on Facebook.... you got Flat Topped. The national sexual assault hotline is 1-800-656-HOPE."
by winningmormon October 29, 2014
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top ramen

a brand of ramen far superior to maruchen ramen, costing about the same as maruchen, and prepared in much the same manner
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....top ramen
by la la la June 02, 2004
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top nig

1. To be above or higher ranking than all other surrounding nigs.
2. Not to be confused with the black guy from Top Gun, Sundown.

When you are wanting to get something done when involving a group of nigs, this is how you would handle the situation. "So, who's top nig around here?"

That way you will know who can really get shit done for you, and not some wannabe punk ass bitch.
by Drew "top nig" Ray November 30, 2006
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Top Heavy

A girl with abnormally large breasts in proportion to the rest of her body.
She's 5' 8", weighs 140, and 30 of it's in her bra. Damn, that's one top heavy chick!
by None May Pass January 27, 2008
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