shofiya nurcahyadi

Shofiya nurcahyadi is the nicest most caring people ever

Shofiya nurcahyadi is dumb

by anonymous November 10, 2020

Shofiya nurcahyadi

Shofiya nurcahyadi is the nicest most caring people you'll ever meet

Shofiya nurcahyadi is dumb, dumb as hell

by anonymous November 10, 2020

Poop-nunchaku

When you're cleaning your cat's litter and find two pieces of poop holding together by a hair.

I think my cat is eating a lot of hair, he keeps on shitting poop-nunchakus

by Virus903 October 11, 2021

jet nunchucks

Two jet engines tied together with a chain, used as a weapon.

Jet nunchucks are very fun :)

by MaybeARealWord January 21, 2022

Pink nunchuck

Holding it at the base and clubbing a partner with a semi flaccid penis, the sweet spot is hard enough to make a noise but not so hard you can feel the blood rush to your helmet

Smashed kirsty across the face with the pink nunchuck last night, she's wearing sunglasses to work today, got a shiner 😬

by Le on January 26, 2022

what noncar people just dont get

"what non-car people just don't get they see a car as just 2 and a half tons of metal glass wire and rubber but what car people think that car is a living entity other than the Toyota corolla but that's what non-car people don't get"

a famos qoute by Jeremy Clarkson
this is what noncar people just dont get

by NIHYAH May 18, 2022

Horsecock Nunchucks

Two horsecocks of horsecock dildos, attached by a chain, used to form Horsecock Nunchucks. An effective weapon used for fear and crowd control. No one will see it coming.

Robber: *Is robbing*
Zach: *Pulls out Horsecock Nunchucks and swings them*
Robber: *Holy fuck- fuck waht htehf fuck are those nunchucks?!? - dies of a heart attack*

by HorsecockNunchucks November 23, 2024