Not Penis

.the name for a snake

.the answer to any question

"This is my snake, his name is not penis."


"What's wrong?
....n-not penis."

by Ms. Land Rover December 20, 2004

penis

Man's ... no. Girl's best friend!

Random d00d: Hey "junior". Wanna go for a ride?
Not-so-random penis: Sure thing m8.
Random Chick: Count me in!
Random d00d: Wohooooo! High five!
Not-so-random penis: Right on! "slap"!

by Rody+sexy=body June 23, 2006

penis

a thing attached to a males body can vary in legnth and width.

there are many words for a penis including lossop trollop and smidget

by masta J March 13, 2005

penis penis vagina

1. how to count in 7/8 time in music

2. an orgie with 2 guys and one girl

1. "Hey, how do you count in 7/8?" "Bro its easy, pe-nis pe-nis va-gin-a" (1-2 1-2 1-2-3)

2. "I would much rather have a penis vagina vagina than a penis penis vagina."

by MRxDRC January 13, 2011

penis

The genital of a man.

I sucked his long penis.

by M-E-Z February 10, 2003

penis

the thing i love most in this world

it makes me drip good smelling things

put that penis in that hole, right there, do you see it, come on aqueeze it in dont be a fagget

by hardcorecliche October 11, 2006

Penis

Something that likes gettin sucked on

Linda sucked alex is dick and made him cum all over her new shirt... she giggled

by AC August 17, 2003