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lanky noodle

Girl: I searched lanky noodle on google and luke from 5sos came up
by GhostOfMichael July 16, 2018
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brown noodle

when you are having anal intercoarse and afterward you go to take a piss and a brown noodle comes out of your penis
dude, i totally had a brown noodle last night
by danny defeeto March 2, 2019
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spooky noodle

Look at that spooky noodle

That's a huge spooky noodle

She has so many spooky noodles she could make pasta
by Cat_Nip29 April 22, 2018
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Dog Noodle

When your penis is limp and red as a dog’s dick from an all day porn and masturbation marathon.
I beat off all day yesterday when mom and dad left for work. Now I got the dog noodle today. I can’t touch it.
by Eaton Holgoode May 9, 2018
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salty noodle

When someone who is tall scrawny and a wimp is the angriest thing ever losing in a video game .
Omg darren you are such a salty noodle
by Datstankdank March 12, 2017
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noodle bar

Christian and his small black weiney hang out.#So fun
Want to go with him .fun at the noodle bar
by JdjfnsnnnhehdjddHdhsjjdk January 30, 2017
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