honey name

honey is a bad bitch! she can fight. period. she has a protective, funny, personality and will always eat your snacks and drinks. honey would never ever break a friendship. she will listen to music with you and vibe!!! and get u out of trouble 😉😉

you: omg do you see honey name today?!
me: yea she looking bad huh

by emoduckling April 20, 2021

Jersey the name

The best person you’ll ever meet. short, red hair and love her baggy clothes. funny and definitely the best

“My bestie Jersey” “Jersey the name is beautiful”

by cindy bath friend June 2, 2022

Lad name

The male equivalent of a “maiden name”
Its used to describe a males surname before marriage.

Example 1: Oi bruv, hear u was getting married, looks like you’re going be losing that lad name.
Example 2: Davies? No, that was my lad name, im now happily married and called mr webberley

by McLad December 9, 2018

Nicholas Name

An elongation of an individual's name utilized in the stead of a person's real name when said person's birth name is too short to form a Nickname. May be accidentally used at the annoyance of said person or may be purposefully used again at the annoyance of said individual.

Examples:

Larry: "Meet Cassandra"
Casey: "My birth name is Casey..."
Larry: "Ha - okay Cassandra"

Larry: "Meet Ianovancovich the Third"
Ian: "Larry you're a dick"

Larry: "Meet Chipotlepech"
Chip: "...my name is Chip"
Larry: "Hahahaha who the fuck names a kid Chip?!?"

Larry is a dick who likes to create Nicholas Names for everyone he knows.

Random Other: "That's not my name"

Larry: "It's your Nicholas Name"
Random Other: "Ugh"

by kcandginger November 17, 2016

comfortable name

The Comfortable Name, or CM, is the name you can choose to have as well as not. It works in much the same way as the name for trans people, in fact, although not necessarily based on gender dysphoria, it is the solution for those with name dysphoria.

Person 1: I hate my name so much, I wish I could be called Luke.
Person 2: Luke can become your comfortable name.
Person 1: My what?
Person 2: Yes, your comfortable name. The name you let yourself be called by, that isn't necessarily your registry name.
Person 2: Cool! Then Luke will be my comfortable name.
Person 1: Great! Bye Luke.

by Flxrence28 December 10, 2021

J name

When a person has a J at the start of their name, usually either a complete asshole that likes to manipulate everyone and everything that exists OR the sweetest most caring person you'll ever see. (10% chance)

Usually though, they are better off to be left alone.

EXAMPLE:
J: I wish you were never born! I don't deserve you... you suck!
2: go fuck yourself
J: Why are you being so mean! I did nothing wrong..
Example 2:
1: I've met the sweetest person! They're a J name!
2: Are you sure?

by ashittyperson July 17, 2023

Gag name

A false name used to elicit humor through its simultaneous resemblance to a real name on the one hand, and to a term or phrase that is funny, strange, or vulgar on the other hand.

Common Gag names:

"Amanda Huggenkiss",
"Mike Rotch"
"Philip McCooter"
"Heywood Jablome"
"Sofa King great"

Example 1:
Park Official: "Son, you know you can not have motorized vehicles within the state park, what is your name?"

Suspect:"I was unaware of such laws sir, my name is Philip...Philip McCooter."

Park Official: "Well Philip, I will let you off with a warning this time."

Example 2:
Bartender: "Moe's Bar, Can I help you?"

Guy on phone: "Yes, can I speak to Amanda Huggenkiss"

Bartender: (anouncing to bar patrons), "Is there Amanda Huggenkiss here?"

by Seaman Alvarez July 18, 2009