muddy butt skipper

someone that like to skip to and lick dirty ass butt cover in shit.
a guy going around just licking a dirty ass and making it clean the going to do it agian to another person that makes them a muddy butt skipper
by ckkiller22 February 18, 2011
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Muddy Snorkel

A female version of the infamous Blumpkin. While a girl is sitting on the toilet taking a poop, a guy is going down on her.
My girlfriend had to take a shit last night, so I decided to give her a muddy snorkel.
by JJthejessplane July 09, 2011
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muddy jack hammer

when a woman puts a vibrator in her ass while being boned
I was having realations with this chick and she used a muddy jack hammer.
by j squared from mad town April 10, 2009
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muddy beaver

Leaving a cleveland steamer between ones tits and placing the cock in there and thrusting, basically fucking her cans which has the steamer in the middle
Bill gave Sally a muddy beaver
by Your Mom's Box July 19, 2003
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Muddy duck eggs

A duck creates an egg so if "Muddy Duck" (the band) releases a single it is thier egg so instead of dropping an album they will be laying a dozen eggs. It is also a term used to describe their fans.
"Did you hear the new Muddy duck eggs"
Or
"Did you hear the new eggs muddy duck laid"
Or

Q ="Are you an egg?"
A = "Yeah I love Muddy Duck!"
by Ddddddidddddd August 10, 2019
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Big Muddy River

Having anal sex with a African American with a rather large ass whilst they have diarrea
I’d like to have a Big Muddy River with her
by Beeno55 March 11, 2019
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Muddy Kansas Sunflower

The Muddy Kansas Sunflower is an act that requires patience, a shovel, and possibly a lot of sunscreen. In order to perform this act, one must strip naked, dig a hole for their feet, stand in the hole and bury their feet, bend over and point their booty toward the sun, push a dingleberry partially out of their anus, and point their butt towards the sun. In order to complete the Muddy Kansas Sunflower this position must be held for as long as the sun is up (hence the sunscreen). For understanding purposes, the dingleberry represents the seeds, the butt represents the flower, the body represents the stem, and the feet represent the roots of the sunflower.
“Hey bro, wanna go over to Dodge City and do a Muddy Kansas Sunflower?”

“Yeah, sure. I’ll grab the sunscreen if you get the shovel!”

“Bet.”
by The Gee man 69420 June 16, 2020
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