morning blast

That ever so important first dump of the day. Not to be confused with the crack head "morning blast" or the sexual "morning blast"

PJ is kind of quiet this morning, yea I don't think he's had his morning blast.

by pj November 27, 2004

Morning After Shrill!

When you awaken and scream when you found out what you did the night before. Usually a morning after a night where immense amount of alcohol were consumed and your memory vanished.

After reading the text messages she sent last night, Ashely let out the Morning After Shrill!

by icwish July 13, 2009

morning scrambler

The act of defecating on someone's George Foreman Grill for them to find in horror.

The girl was a fucking bitch, so I made her a morning scrambler, it'll be a breakfast she'll never forget!

by TeamPrank September 14, 2009

Morning Nipple

When a woman wakes up in the morning with huge stiff nipples. Like morning wood on a woman.

Man, my girlfriend spooned me in the morning and I can feel her morning nipples poking me in the back!

by Mornip December 21, 2010

Early Morning Suprise

When a woman yawns as she wakes up and you slam your dick in her mouth.

Seth: Did Betty sleep over your house last night?
Me: Yeah and I gave her an early morning suprise.

by arsenalpete316 March 17, 2009

g-morning

the soft whisper of a lover at sunrise that lets him know that the morning wood be better than the night

She turns over on her side to see those eyes gazing into hers. Their skin glistened in the morning light. He gently moves a wisp of hair from her eyes. A grin peeks from behind the sheets " G-morning" He could barely hear her soft voice but it made him hard. As he leaned over to kiss her, she pulled him closer and they started all over again.

by lafilleintelligente June 30, 2016

morning grumpy

defecating in the toilet first thing in the morning

Bobby Knight left the bathroom door open a sliver so he could still talk and take his morning grumpy.

- Rick Reilly

by homersimpso90210 October 8, 2009