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penis monger

a person who wants to have sex with a penis, or a gay person, or a person acting gay.
Staw away from that penis monger!
by Evan Macias June 25, 2005
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gooch monger

A guy who likes his gooch being felt and/or licked by other men.
"Nathan's a faggit" said Brock. "Yeah, he's a fuckin' gooch monger" replied Josh.
by JuManGiman September 13, 2006
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monger

One who distributes things, people etc
by tw1st3d May 19, 2003
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monger

your monger timmy! stop licking that window!
by Hightvoltage Alan July 7, 2006
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monglesnog

The sound that a wombat makes when it is sexually stimulated.

Most commonly heard when a male and a female wombat are have sexual intercourse.
Joseph: I say, this zoo is quite amusing.

Franklin: Indeed, fine sir.

*monglesnog*

Franklin: What the devil was that?

Joseph: That, my good fellow, was the sound of two wombats mating.

Franklin: Indeed.
by Sebastian09876543211234567890 September 28, 2008
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hat-mongering

1. A typo for hate-mongering. see cosplay

2. The act of peddling hats.
The others are hat-mongering fools doomed to spend their lifes in a single minded quest to destroy the differences in man's psyche.
by www.severedband.com August 9, 2003
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Doodle monger

A person who breeds or specialises in the selling and/or supply of excessive cock in a certain area. Could be compared to a fish monger.
"Hey baby...so, how about you and me?"
"You, dear sir, are a doodle monger"
by decoy roadie November 3, 2003
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