Keep That Cookie Moist

Basically stemming from, "take that cookie" or "take you're cookie", if someone tells you this, it is like saying, "keep that seat warm for me" but they want you to keep your ass ready for them so when they tryna take it, its nice and soft.
Keep That Cookie Moist for me for when I come back around the block tonight
by OlneyNigga1 December 31, 2022
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Sufficiently Moist William

A more proper way of saying wet willy.
John: Would you like a wet willy?

Adam: Hell no!

John: Would you like a sufficiently moist Willam?

Adam: A what?

John:*gives sufficiently moist William*
by NGMMSB February 12, 2018
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Moist Magenta Frog

It is the most godliest, elusive, beautiful being in existence. They live in colonies in the Himalayan Mountains in search of carrots. If you find a Moist Magenta Frog beware as if it touches you like your uncle you will have an extreme orgasm and you will be transformed into one of them, I have estimated that there are 169 in the wild today. Please beware as these animals are very kind, cute and WET.
Omg dad, its a Moist Magenta Frog. Can you let it molest me.

This animal was forged from year 8 art class, if you know you know.
by Bill Jaloar August 19, 2019
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moist flange seepage

The word most should already have you primed. It needs no introduction or alternative meaning.
Flange is an opening, a rim or collar, you get the idea.
Seepage is what is creating the moist nature of said flange.
"Does anyone fancy a drink from the bar?"
"Does moist flange seepage come to mind?"
by Spytfyre November 20, 2018
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Moist Pupper Stuffer

A little dog's wet nose, often used to stuff its face into things. Ex; food bowls, owner's butt cheeks, or other crevices.
Susie: Oh my gosh! Your dog's little wet nose is so cute!
Fred: Oh, yeah. That's Gizmo's Moist Pupper Stuffer.
by Chad252 November 19, 2016
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Moist Carpet Foot

When you get water on your feet and walk on a carpet (or rug) and ur feet feel weird and you get that weird carpet smell.
“Yo I got moist carpet foot” said Tommy

Ew dude get away from me” said Chris, disgusted.
by vngel1a March 01, 2021
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cunt moist towelette

Something to say after the word cunt when you can't think of anything else to say after the word cunt
Ian: You fucking cunt boy
Ryan: Shut up cunt bucket
Ian: Die! cunt moist towelette!
by ELrod March 21, 2007
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