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Sandbagging the Moat

The building of additional protective infrastructure around a couch fort. Couch forts being predominantly made of pillow and potentially mattresses, thus sandbags would theoretically be made of apple pies. Popularised by the Melbourne Fort Builders Anonymous society.
Andrew: Gee Rach, you've gone to quite a bit of effort with sandbagging the moat of this week's fort

Rachel: You know it, these apple pie sandbags look silly now, but when the Saxons turn up, they ain't gettin anywhere near my Bulls jumper.
by sxpress7 May 19, 2008
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draining the moat

v. phrase. British expression for emptying one's bladder. Also a sexual euphemism.

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Thanks awfully for the cucumber sandwiches my lady but I fear it is now time for draining the moat.

Sorry?

I need to take my corgi for a walk.

Pardon?

It's time to get my valet to lower my trouserings so I may lift my drawbridge and take care of the teathings.

Are you coming on to me?

No my majesty!

Pity.
by gnostic1 September 24, 2012
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moan of arc

1. (One Partner) A sexual position which the girl bends backwards with her hands on the ground as to create an arch. The male (or female) partner then proceeds to fuck the girl while she's bending backwards.

1. (Two Partners) A sexual position which the girl bends backwards with her hands on the ground as to create an arch. The male (or female) partner then proceeds to fuck the girl while she's bending backwards. A second male partner proceeds to get head from the female.
1. My girl is so flexible that her and I can do the Moan Of Arc

2. Nick and I gave that slut the moan of arc last nite. She orgasmed about 20 times.
by asmr1crew February 23, 2008
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Moan with pleasure

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31 stone plane passenger forces cabin crew to undress him in cramped loo and wipe his bum while he moan with pleasure.
by Chan Ho Park January 22, 2019
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moate

Town in Co. Westmeath, Ireland. Population of about two housand, notorious bottleneck on the Dublin - Galway route
ann: Hey, where do you live?
tom: Moate
ann: That place is a traffic disaster!
tom: yeah but its a great town otherwise and we're getting bypassed!
by mcgg February 25, 2008
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moanalisa

a moaner with a weird sex-face
i couldnt tell if that moanalisa was crowning or cumming?!
by pr0nboi December 5, 2010
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MOAL

MOAL - Mother of all loads - When one has not shot his load for a few days and then ejaculates which produces an abnormally large amount of semen.
Dude I was wanking over this birds tits and I shot the MOAL!
by The_Real_Lionhead September 3, 2013
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