mitch carmichael

Shifty West Virginian politician. Frequently fails at counting to five. Sits on a throne of lies.

Hater of teachers, children, working WV families. also hates John Denver songs, pepperoni rolls, cardinals, rhododendron, brook trout, sugar maple trees, and the WV Mountaineers.

There is no school Monday: thanks Mitch Carmichael.

by WV Strong May 9, 2018

Mitch

An awesome friend who is as strong a fuck and threatens to bash you even though he is joking. he may have a tiny dick but he good friend

he look its mitch

by little broccoli May 18, 2021

MITCH

A real looser some one who steals everything not tied down . He puts zero effort into his work usually seen smoking and walking around eating cucumbers with salt. Does not help any of co workers and is a raging alcoholic

That guy is a real Mitch ya know he never helps at work and turns up drunk every morning and does nothing all day what I would expect from a Mitch

by Mitching it May 13, 2022

Mitch

Annoying Anthrowarbeon who is currently in love

hehe mitch rhymes with bit-

by MitchIsGae August 22, 2021

Mitch

Receiving fellatio from a homeless individual.

Brad: I have $20 left, I could really go for a mitch right now

by Terry the berry February 2, 2022

papi mitch

A short guy who is always mad, but he is hot as FUCK.

Mathew: god I miss papi mitch

God: yeah he is super hot

by superh@tgirl August 7, 2022

Mitch

Mitch is an amazing boy. He is so dumb and smart and out going and so sweet. He is always there for his friends and makes everyone laugh. He can be very stupid sometimes and be sensitive and care about what others say about him but other than that almost everyone loves Mitch!

Wow they are so lucky to call Mitch they’re friend!

by Tdh June 16, 2019