mitch

usually used in middle school, and replaces the word “bitch”.

me: hey girl how are you?
friend: hey mitch! i’m good

by avawavava June 16, 2021

Mitch

An awesome friend who is as strong a fuck and threatens to bash you even though he is joking. he may have a tiny dick but he good friend

he look its mitch

by little broccoli May 18, 2021

Mitch

hottest male to ever exist and he is usually the hottest in his friend group. Everyone wants his massive dick but isnt popular enough to "hit his line"

Did you see that Mitch
Yeah hes so hot

by holy no plop May 23, 2021

Mitch Milani

A Patriots fan that never gives reasonable takes. From Edelman HOF to Mac Jones>Trevor Lawrence, this legendary clown says it all.

Hey, that was a very Mitch Milani take

by TheOnlyBengalsFan May 30, 2021

Mitch-out

Word used to describe when someone takes the easy way out of something they don’t want to do. Usually a beta male trying to avoid their responsibilities. For example, when someone bids a ladder truck off of a heavy rescue.

He Mitch-out (matched-out) of his job today so now someone else has to do it

by Woberto October 11, 2025

Mitch Bond maneuver

When her bush velcro's to your neckbeard while eating her cooch

I was eating her hairy roast beef and i accidentally pulled the Mitch Bond maneuver.

by bighossrango October 30, 2025

Sub-Mitch

In the speedcubing community, there is a person named Mitch, and his PB is 6.25. He has only tied it once, even after years of trying, so now whenever anybody gets a time lower than a 6.25, instead of saying early 6.xx, you would say “Sub-Mitch.”

*cuber solving a cube*
Cuber: OH MY GOD I GOT A SUB-MITCH TIME!

by JYANoob December 30, 2025