Michael East

A dumb cock sucking faggot who likes big black boners in his mouth. He shoves dog dick up his butt every night to the soundtrack of Lion King. He is also known for robbing all the kfc's.

Michael East? That Faggot put a dick in his butt! Said Travis.

I know he is so gay right? I heard he sucks dick for money! Replied Chris.

by Michael East August 27, 2014

Michael Heath Butt Ruler

A ruler made out of metal that is inserted into an ass. it is then licked and tasted, and sometimes wiped in other people's faces. It then must be hidden in a drawer in a science classroom for a whole school semester for it to develop into a Michael Heath Butt Ruler.

I found a Michael Heath Butt Ruler in the science lab yesterday. I stole some gloves and threw it into my fire pit.

by ebghjebb February 14, 2017

michaelanne

Michaelanne is unique, sometimes serious person. She is very nice and sweet but she can be a bad chick

Michaelanne is so sweet

by Klay orhasy December 3, 2017

Michael Nico

God at math , but certainty is not scientifically Straight . Proven by Jonathan Taday

You're such a Michael Nico
I wish Michael Nico was Jonathan Taday

by Straight Lord January 31, 2019

Michael Bambino

Has a humongous dick and gets tons of pussy that he be drowning. Watch out cause he might splash on you bitch like water 💦

Michael Bambino fucked my bitch last night. Rip.

by Henry Fischer March 6, 2019

Michaelrowaving

The petty crime committed when a broken microwave is disposed of on a rival Michael’s lawn.

“Damn Jerremichael is out Michaelrowaving again. and my name isn’t even Michael it’s Marchael.”

“I got done by the FED’s for Michaelrowaving again.”-Jerremichael.

by Gangmastercrip May 25, 2020

Michael Lee Freeman

The one that god has sent you to for some pizza and beer.

That looked just like Michael Lee Freeman!

by Pizzazzip May 29, 2020