mexican bastard 

A Mexican bastard is someone who illegally comes from Mexico to here in the U.S

Look at that Mexican bastard on the roof !

mexican bastard by Sand Muslim December 27, 2016

Mexican Air Force 

Mexican yard man with a gas powerd leaf-blower.

"I can't hear you, the Mexican Air Force is on maneuvers in my back yard. Let me call you back."

Mexican Air Force by Kimber Mullen January 14, 2007

Mexican Massage 

The premeditated act of pleasuring oneself in a hotel when housekeeping enters the room.

Man, you should have seen the look on the housekeeper's face when she walked in on me giving myself a Mexican massage!

Mexican Massage by BlkCrowe October 31, 2012

mexican escape hatch 

Found in a portable toilet or port-o-let at a construction site. It is the lid that closes the toilet which is believed to be a tunnel that leads to Mexico that many of the workers at the construction site have emerged from.

Man are there any Americans employed by this contractor or does he just open the Mexican escape hatch to find a crew.

mexican escape hatch by Christobon January 6, 2008

Mexican Spaghetti 

Ramon noodles smothered in enchilada sauce.

Consuelo was surprised to find her wedding reception dinner was Mexican Spaghetti

Mexican Spaghetti by Muffington P. Weathersby April 29, 2008

mexican wheelbarrow 

fucking a girl from behind as you hold her legs up and she walks around the room on her hands.

Katy is such a mexican wheelbarrow. She can haul several loads at once.

mexican wheelbarrow by Bilbo T-baggins September 28, 2008

Mexican Doorstep 

A guy with a little dick.

Named after the extremely unsafe 2 to 4 inch door sill at the doorway of every Mexican museum in Mexico City. Watch as beefy American tourists trip and fall flat on their fat fucking faces as the museum staff smirk and don't help them up.

Gossipy Bitch 1 (Sipping Pre-Noon Sangria On A Beach Patio): What's with Helen these days? She seems to have an extra bounce in her step at hot snake yoga every morning.

Gossipy Bitch 2 (Also An Alcoholic): Well, you didn't hear it from me, but she's been fucking that young hot pool cleaner, Brody. It's no wonder, she's been complaining for years that her husband Bob is hung like a Mexican Doorstep...

Mexican Doorstep by Dr Thwack March 3, 2019