Cooking meth

similar to the internet slang term cooking.But usually it’s crazy or nonsensical.

example one

“You know what if fish could fly fishing would be easier ”-High person

“Damn yo Cooking meth”-his friend

example two

“Like damn that guy rap was about smoking on the moon with satan but he was Cooking meth”-Random person

by Icannothink December 26, 2023

Mething around

When someone is on the narcotic methamphetamine, they are said to be “mething around”

I was so lit last night, still tweaking!

“Oh boy, you gotta stop mething around”

by Kerri4real July 19, 2018

ATTENTION DEFICIT METH DISORDER (ADMD)

Methamphetamine induced state that causes an inability to maintain focus or attention for more than a few seconds to minutes at a time.

Yo man, you need to lay off the shit because your attention deficit meth disorder (ADMD) is annoying as hell, fool.

by 1 Antinome November 8, 2018

Meth Marketing

An approach to marketing that pushes the boundaries of conventional advertising to create memorable campaigns, done whilst under the influence of meth

Meth Marketing is typically done by new owners of automotive businesses to appeal to new target markets

by Fillll February 1, 2024

Ass-meth

The intentional placement of meth into ones ass with the intent to use at a later time; usually while incarcerated. Often dispersed to fellow inmates. Commonly laced with fecal matter.

Can you believe all those inmates shared his ass-meth.

by Eric whitefoot October 3, 2021

Meth 34

The chemical required to produce enough sperm to be enough to drown theboriginal operators of the human egg suit and override biology. Proving we as humans are from origanation capable of self defense and are human beings.

Whats required to corn an egg.

Westwood has a corned egg statue downtown guelph. They grow into angels when radioactive.

Meth 34 leaves sperm radioactive aswell as the owner some leaves you purple.

Chicken.

by Cody5050 January 16, 2023

Meth potato

A meth potato is a mother who constantly does drugs and is a lowlife and embarrassing to the whole family

Jimmy : man my mother is such a meth potato

Frank: a psycho my nigga she smells like pipe loads of drugs and her teeth are all rotted out that’s nasty cuz what a drug bag

Jimmy: yeah man I can’t believe she’s my mother she’s such a beer addict and shame to society’s well being she smells like drugs what a slut she digs on all the guys just so she can get what ever she wants

Frank: what a fucking meth potato

Jimmy: HEY GUYS MY MOTHERS A METH POTATO!!!

by Ragbomb69 February 11, 2020