medicare practitioner

A doctor who is more concerned with getting his medicare form signed than he is finding out what a patients health issues are. They will often write a prescription based on a few cursory questions to the patient, without actually examining them or seeking adequate information to diagnose health problems.

I went to see what I thought was a health care professional (doctor) because I had been suffering bad headaches for a couple of weeks, turns out he was nothing more than a medicare practitioner, he handed me a medicare slip to sign while he wrote out a prescription for painkillers and told me to attend an emergency room if they did not go away.

by Titan Ace July 27, 2016

Medical-Urine

When your doctor makes you take some medicine and every time you go to the bathroom your urine smells like vile medicine and chemicals

(Cough) oh god that was really bad medical-urine

by 69_BitchAssNigga_420 July 18, 2016

Merecat Geyser

When the head of a penis is rubbed in between the flaps, or labia majoras, of the vagina till orgasm, in which the penis will snap up facing away from the female and spray semen over her body.

"Did you fuck Stacy last night?"
"We only had a merecat geyser ".
"So you didn't get inside?"
"Exactly ".

by Arizona Concept June 9, 2016

mercadeez

Smart, loving and beautiful.
Very hard headed and wants things their way

Mercadeez is a great friend and team leader

by Mamaof6 December 18, 2016

Mericole

A beautiful women , trustworthy , She works hard , dedicated, will never do you wrong , has a lot of love for people

Mericole is a blessing to have!

by Mericole June 18, 2018

Medical

When something is at such an extreme level it becomes 'medical'

E.g. the amount of pubes on my balls is medical!

by Merry bald eagle ose August 3, 2017

melicamp

What a tit

Don't be such a melicamp you bastard

by Melicamp the Chicken August 20, 2017