meningitis

a very gay thing to catch, according to this one fanfic i read.

jack: anthony caught meningitis, he’s out for the rest of the week

david: hmm.. that’s interesting. sean, the town gay, has meningitis too... you know what that means
jack: yeah, he deffo caught the disease from him ewwww
david: that’ll teach him to get off his knees for once and earn a living like us REAL men!1!1!

by news_hoe December 25, 2020

melinasexual

a sexuality were you're only attracted to the cutest person you know.

well, im melinasexual...

aww thats so sweet!

by herxinpiggy January 17, 2021

Moling

To fist using the head.

John was moling Paul in the ass when his girlfriend entered the room.

by McGrottBag March 23, 2021

Meloing

To be absolutely 100% perfect in every and any way possible.

She was so beautiful and meloing that she got the attention of everyone.

by smargmen00 March 27, 2021

mewingly

My bestie that says she loves me way too much 💖

hey look! it's my bestie mewingly!

mewingly: i love you so so so much 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

by Oxavin August 7, 2021

Melina Day

When a great many small projects come crashing down on you in one day.

Sven: Yesterday was a real Melina day, that was intense.
Gerrit: What was yesterday? Is that what we call it now?

by Skult0703 November 12, 2021

Melina

fat juicy collosal cock

Damn Melina's dick is so fat juicy AND collosal

by melinaros November 20, 2021