mort

that morning fart that happens after you leave the residence of some chick. you have to hold in your gas all night, but when you leave that next morning on the walk of shame, you can let that mort rip in relief. it usually is much longer and louder than the average fart.

yo, that loud mort was 10 hours in the making.

by D Turbo December 22, 2005

post mortem

A meeting where depts. discuss a major system failure after its resolved to figure out what went wrong and what could be improved.

Feel free to suggest improvements at today's post mortem meeting.

by liz_qa June 22, 2006

Morten

How males that are very strongly bonded refer to each other. Can be measured as a percentage (mortency) eg we are at 500% mortency. Women cannot be mortens.

Bob and Jeff are mortens.
Their mortency is at 300%

by Mortency Manager May 29, 2011

Mortal kombat

Use during sexual intercourse during a party when others can hear you...mainly before ejaculating..Right before ejaculating, scream out Mortal Kombat and the croud responds by shouting FINISH HER!

i WAS SMASHING MY GIRL AT A PARTY AND BEFORE I CAME I SCRAM OUT MORTAL KOMBAT WITH A LOUD RESPONSE IF FINISH HER FROM THE CROUD!MAKING MY EXPERIANCE SO MUCH BETTER!

by TECK1! September 28, 2010

mortgage

Another name for your wife or husband.

I'd better make this the last beer, it's time I got home to the mortgage.

by Jay Woo May 31, 2005

mortar

When a women farts and it is very loud and smelly

Did you hear that?
Yeah, that bitch let out a mortar.

by LIAM CURRAN January 6, 2005

La Con De Tes Mort

French Insult 'fuck your death'
We Often say it when we Agress somebody in the street.

1)O La con de tes mort donne moi ton fric.
2)LA con de tes mort commen tu me parle

by lmp April 26, 2004