Mario Lopez 

1) The total DB from Saved By the Bell (R) and America's Best Dance Crew (R), was also featured on the cover of Muscle and Body (R) Magazine. Is a total flaming homosexual(denying it of course) but still shines himself up, works out way too much, has freakishly huge dimples, has greasy Clark Kent hair, talks with a slight lisp, is a complete toolbag/toolbelt, uses terms and words he shouldn't be using, is the whitest latino man in the world. Also is in love with JC Chasez.

2) anybody who shares any of the traits listed above.

Normal person 1: "Dude, you know that fruitcup that works over at the gas station?"
Normal person 2: "The one who is a total Douchie McGee with the huge muscles?"
Person 1:"And wears those see-through mesh tank tops?"
Person 2:"Yeah"
Person 1:"Isn't he a total Mario Lopez?"
Person 2:"Yea!"

Mario Lopez by dhawk123 March 7, 2009

Mario slut 

a woman or man that has sexual intercourse with italian plumbers.

"girl, i had sex with that guy last night, he was really good with his pipe," said Suzy.
"you're a Mario Slut," said helen

Mario slut by hangdang44 April 6, 2009

mario flipping 

Mario Flipping - experiencing the experience of mushrooms and ecstasy.

I was mario flipping at the Heyoka rave last night. I felt like I won the princess!

mario flipping by MadMike, Frankie-Goodvibes, DA August 10, 2010

mario vs sonic beatbox battle

this video is by verbalase on youtube which portrays his beatboxing skills in the form of animated characters. In this case they are mario and sonic. Mario starts off beatboxing with a very nice spit volume and nice vocals raping singing beatboxing combo. He calls sonic's shoes ugly and the sonic calls himself fast. Then he goes supersonic and then starts doing the slow floss in a very intricate fashion. His palms open and slowly flossing. Then sonic proceeds to roast mario at the end of his performance.

mario vs sonic beatbox battle yes

mario vs sonic beatbox battle by whenthepenismusicstartsplaying February 16, 2020

Mario Party 

A sexual maneuver involving three men and one woman. One man must have a sound effects machine. When the two men insert into the woman's anus and vagina the first time, the sound of effect of "entering a pipe" from Super Mario must be played. When getting a blowjob the "Mushroom sound" is to be applied. Each time the man slams said woman, the "coin noise" shall be played and the "win music" will be played when each man cums.

We tried playing N64 for a while, but instead we all just decided to have a Mario Party of our own.

Mario Party by TBuck May 19, 2008

mario creamy 

An unfinished comic book written by a certain J.W. IV.

When told his comic extremley sucked ass, he stopped writing.

J.W.: Hey guys! Wanna read Mario Creamy, lolz!

Sturart: Mario Creamy sucks ass.

J.W.: Oh... I'll stop writing it then.

mario creamy by Robin Doody February 17, 2005

Mario and Luigi 

Code for ; Shroom- cap (Mario) and stem(Luigi).

" Dude, did you eat Mario and Luigi, ohh dude you're gonna be trippin' balls. "

Mario and Luigi by B-Nutty April 13, 2010