has a hot sister and he is short as fuck had like 2 girl friends that lasted 30 mins has a micro penis prob fricks his sister not even capping
by Big Pp balls August 20, 2020
by -jeg the peg October 04, 2018
Marco is a beautiful human being. He has a MASSIVE wood and loves to slap keval, Kian and teddy’s face with it. He attracts way too many girls and sometimes it’s a hard for other boys to match with him. He’s an amazing footballer as he is the strongest and quickest in Sunday league soon to be playing in the Prem.
Roadman:Wagwan cuz what u got for man
Marco: Shut ur rasclart and move your batty crease aside
Roadman:yes sir... my mistake sir
Marco: Shut ur rasclart and move your batty crease aside
Roadman:yes sir... my mistake sir
by Mr.Curlzz December 13, 2019
A Marcos is thee devils advocate, also can be spotted sporting a hook hand and ascot riding a Harley Davidson wheel popping savage with a potato at the end of the barrel ifyky a real whiskey on the rocks drinkin’, aluminum hook havin’, ascot fedora wearin tanning bed legend, tat slayin’, take ya mama out to dinner unfuckwithable notorious thugs word for word spittin human sybien super genious extraordinaire. This describes only a fraction of her who Marcos really is. Bing bong.
by Tatslaya December 06, 2021
by VicksVapoRub1269 February 15, 2023
Un chico demasiado listo,amable aunque bastante vacilón. Le gusta demasiado el fútbol y no puede estar un día sin hacer ejercicio, tiene buen gusto musical y viste muy bien.
chica 1-Conoces a algún Marcos?
chica 2-Que va no conozco ninguno
Chica 1- Pues deberías conocer a uno
chica 2-Que va no conozco ninguno
Chica 1- Pues deberías conocer a uno
by corazón de melón November 22, 2021