Karl Malone

a brown gigantic, long Hot Carl. bigger than ordinary hotcarl

i'm still a little dizzy from that whopping Karl Malone i recieved from evelyn last night.

by doug kingsbury April 26, 2004

magcon

a group of extremely hot guys. who started out on vine. they sing dance and goof off they have concerts and meet and greets so far all over the usa and canada

girl who has been living under a rock- whats magcon
smart girl-um the group of really hot boys on vine....duhhh

by magcon121 July 12, 2014

Malcolm

Malcolm is a guy who seems to be a really big jerk and will take any opportunity to make fun of you but once you get to know him, he becomes the sweetest/nicest guy. He's seriously a lot of fun once you get to know him. He's also super smart and funny and of course, he's is super cute and hot. Having a Malcolm in your life is well worth it.

"Damn that guy is cute but he's so mean!"
"Become friends with him, that's Malcolm"

by dimess May 13, 2018

Malcolm

Malcolm is a weird person. Usually someone who will eat anything, as long as it fits in his mouth. He generally has blond hair and blue eyes. Almost always nice, but small things will tick him off, so you should definitely watch what you say around him. Athletic, but not the brightest, he is always friendly and ready to joke around. He'll make a great friend, but will sometimes gross you out. He can be nerdy or geeky, sometimes both, but he tends to lean towards nerdy. He's usually at the center of attention, and he likes being there, often drawing attention to himself. But make no mistake, his is well-admired and you will probably like him.

"Ugh, I hate him!"

"But he's a Malcolm!"

by 0_Hadifer_0 May 28, 2018

oooeven malones

a bar in south philly that oosteven goes

by Anonymous August 29, 2003

Kickin' it Malone style

Kickin' it Malone style: being on top of one's game, having it together, cool under fire.

Dude one: Hey man, what's going on?

Dude two: I'm just out here Kickin' it Malone style.

by Moblspank October 3, 2023

post malone

White rapper that thinks he's a nigga. He wears also chains, has gold teeth and cornrows in his hair. Just maybe good at basketball. Fucks hoes and smokes gwai.

Jeff you look like post Malone you try hard.

by Oros01 July 11, 2016