Mushroom Trim

When someones hair sprouts outwards like a mushroom
This hairstyle looks awful and can blind some people

Sam G:" My Mushroom Trim gets in the way of me and I keep walking into walls"
Jack:" Well Shave it you batty crease

by Unknown Cheffer July 06, 2020

mushroom pigs

when you slap your mushroom shaped dick on a pigs face, giving the pig a mushroom stamp. If you like this, you can also try putting your dick in a fire for about 10 seconds so that you can brand someone for a longer lasting stamp. This will let other guys know that your bitch is taken, by seeing that she has your mushroom on her face.

bro, let's go create some mushroom pigs !

by gmonkeyandfriends March 01, 2016

Mushroom dump

When you sit on the toilet and jerk off into the bowl, while taking a shit.

Brandon was attempting a mushroom dump, but unfortunately had no luck, until Jerry came to assist.

by Hammerhead250 November 15, 2020

Mushroom Juice

Mushroom juices are what construction workers sometimes call bodily fluids that are present on their anuses in between various cups of coffee.

I smelled that coffee and my asshole was already covered in mushroom juice.

by roundeyemcgee January 11, 2020

Mushroom Booster

Mushroom Booster = Vitamin C
If you feel somewhat suicidal, consider taking a few thousand milligrams of vitamin C with your Eighth.
Vitamin C can higher the affect, and make it hit faster and harder than anyone could expect. It highly adds to the visual aspect as well.

Commence nude hiking in a dark forrest.

Me and my friends pulled a mushroom booster, got lost in the woods, and almost starved to death.

by kamel_reds December 16, 2009

towering mushroom

a very large circumcised penis resembling a tall thick mushroom.

yo dude that is one towering mushroom you have dangling there in the pisser!

by tjradman January 24, 2015

mushroom terrorist

A terrorist grown in the depths of their mother's basement who sprouts up to kill people, and then generally dies.
Typically a white nationalist incel.

- Did you hear about the latest mushroom terrorist?
= You talking about the one in El Paso, or the one in Dayton?
- Yeah you heard. Man, they're really lovin' that shit trump's feeding them.

by TuckerTrash25 August 05, 2019