Montana Eggplant

Large black Nigerian female with hourglass hips and a cowboy hat who squirts as faithfully as old faithful. Her partner is typically a small Asian man, around 120lbs in weight or lower. She uses her large tentacle like appendage to dominate her partner.

Damn!, by the way she's doing im, I'd say she's a Montana Eggplant!

by Jack Stack_24 October 2, 2020

Montana

Never had a bitch like her that's fo sho. She the baddest biddie out der.

"Bro, Montana is so bad. I want her!"
"Yah bro, I never had a bitch like her in my life!"

by tanaisamfg March 6, 2024

montana oreo

Wherein an individual anally fornicates with a female individual of African descent, then ejaculates between her buttocks. This is followed by pressing her buttocks together and thereby spreading the seed between them, followed finally by the initiator eating the ejaculate out from between said female's buttocks.

I say, old chap, are you the fellow who performed a Montana oreo on dear Miss Susie Williams?

by bacchantBrawler May 15, 2016

Montana mud pie

Where you eat your partner ass when he or she has the runs

Yesterday do I was liking my partner ass when she blasted a Montana mud pie on my face

by Meat D1c8 April 8, 2025

Montana Justice

When Republicans in Montana don't want to answer uncomfortable policy questions and instead resort to violence

The politician didn't want to answer the reporter's question so he resorted to Montana Justice to silence him instead.

by Tofu Warrior May 27, 2017

Montana Molotov

A Montana Molotov is when you piss in a glass bottle, freeze it, then stick it in a girls ass until it thaws.

After I finished my beer, I had to piss so I ended up giving my girl a Montana Molotov.

by WideUterusGeorge November 4, 2021

Montana wet t-shirt

Peeing on a white tee and letting it freeze on you in the Montana cold weather

Would you care for a Montana wet t-shirt

by Masterbutter February 19, 2025