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Millennieitis 

The inflammation of a Millennial. The presence of any discomfort or pain that is unwanted in someone feeling entitled to life without pain. Pain can manifest as physical symptoms or emotional distress, brought on by such conditions as the "common cold" or a "differing opinion". Typically found within the Millennia Generation, this dangerous condition is also contagious to non-Millennials feeling similarly entitled, and can be referred to "Millennieitis by Poxy".
Michael, a 28 year old man-boy, suffered from a stuffy nose requiring his mother to bring him to the emergency department.

"Is it serious?" mom asks.
"No, its millennieitis"
Millennieitis by arnoldmd November 6, 2017

Millennifriends 

A group of millennials having a discussion in public real life setting.
John was at the craft beer house explaining to his millennifriends how he got the latest cooking gadget. They nodded as they listened ready to "like" and "repost" on social media
Millennifriends by Minox8x11 January 9, 2019

millennihell

That looks like millennihell over there in front of the vape shop. I'm staying away.
millennihell by iyaya December 13, 2019

millennihell

That looks like millennihell over there in front of the vape shop. I'm staying away.
millennihell by iyaya December 13, 2019

millennium falcon punch 

A move where you drive the millennium falcon into something
See that! I just won a game of Star Wars Battlefront with my millennium falcon punch skills!

Millendiance 

The state of transcendence you achieve from mixing molly and special K. Absolute feeling of ecstasy and melding together with the one you are meant to be with. A realm which you visit that brings you to Absolute Bliss
I reached an epic state of millendiance last night