A high-functioning-liberal, in a candid perspective, refers to an individual who identifies with some of the completely stupid liberal political beliefs and values but does not necessarily conform to stereotypes that some people associate with liberalism, such as having unconventional hair colors, being as fat as Lizzo, or taking 3-5 business days when they state their preferred pronouns.
Emily is considered a high-functioning-liberal. Despite being a staunch advocate for progressive policies and social justice causes, she preferred her natural hair color, maintained a healthy lifestyle, and didn't share her fucking pronouns.
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Sort of similar to PETA( people for the ethical treatment of animals).
But, it is different from PETA because the ALF is way more hardcore than PETA.
The Animal liberation front will burn down houses, businesses, buildings, they will steal animals from zoos, testing labs, and any other places that have animals.
Because of all the destruction that the ALF has caused, it was named a terrorist group.
another group that is similar to the ALF is the ELF, which is the earth liberation front.
Sort of similar to PETA( people for the ethical treatment of animals).
But, it is different from PETA because the ALF is way more hardcore than PETA.
The Animal liberation front will burn down houses, businesses, buildings, they will steal animals from zoos, testing labs, and any other places that have animals.
Because of all the destruction that the ALF has caused, it was named a terrorist group.
another group that is similar to the ALF is the ELF, which is the earth liberation front.
guy 1: I work for peta
guy 2: really, you guys are awesome
guy 1: thanks, what do you work for??
guy 2: the animal liberation front
guy 1: REALLY!!!! you guys rock!!
guy 2: thanks
guy 1: the people at peta will give you more money and help you out some more
guy 2: THANKS!!!!!! I hope the goverment doesn't suspect us working together again, or we will be toast!!!
guy 1: yeah, but that won't happen again.
guy 2: okay, tell Ingrid I said hi
guy 1: okay, bye
guy 2: bye.....
animal liberation front is somewhat dangerous, but only dangerous to people that will mess with animals.
guy 2: really, you guys are awesome
guy 1: thanks, what do you work for??
guy 2: the animal liberation front
guy 1: REALLY!!!! you guys rock!!
guy 2: thanks
guy 1: the people at peta will give you more money and help you out some more
guy 2: THANKS!!!!!! I hope the goverment doesn't suspect us working together again, or we will be toast!!!
guy 1: yeah, but that won't happen again.
guy 2: okay, tell Ingrid I said hi
guy 1: okay, bye
guy 2: bye.....
animal liberation front is somewhat dangerous, but only dangerous to people that will mess with animals.
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Abdar Al Suckadick doesnt have to stand for the pledge because its against his religion. Meanwhile John Doe saw Mr. Suckadick and told his liberal parents about it and eventually shit went down and good bye freedom. Liberals suck, they fuck everything up by making things complicated
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