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Lawn Dogging

When you take a shit in the !middle of a person's front yard.
My ex was a hobby whore so my buddies and I went lawn dogging at her house.
by Irrelevant One June 17, 2023
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lawn rating

An activity that really board teenagers do to pass time. You walk around town with your friends and look at a lawn and give it a score 1-10
*summer time*
Mitch: hey, Joey, I’m sooooooo board
Joey: wanna go lawn rating?
Mitch: fuck it, yeah.
by LimaBean2029 August 9, 2021
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Mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer

This is a sex act in which a male performs cunnilingus on a girl who has not shaved in a while, meanwhile, one or more people play with his balls.
John: Hey Brady, how’d you like to go to an orgy this weekend?
Brady: No way bro!
John: Are you sure? Haven’t you ever wanted to try mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer?
Brady: Hmmm, this weekend you say?
by Kuul June 21, 2020
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Lawn Wax

1: A spray bottle used to smooth out an area of grass.
2: A state of confusion/panic due to an unknown context or unplanned event.
I kept losing my things due to the Lawn Wax that was this "road trip".
by Minty_Mechanic April 9, 2022
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Lawn job

When some trim a man pubic hair and then proceeds to blow them.
Dude I’m going to my buddy’s house to give him a lawn job.
by Spacecadet May 17, 2019
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Pacman the lawn

The act of lifting and lowering a push mower over too high of grass. Usually takes about one full or two days. It resembles the way Pacman opens and closes his mouth in the game.
Damn it, I let my lawn get too high. I am not looking forward to Pacman the lawn today.

I got sunburned Pacman-ing the lawn
by Cloudstrider14 April 20, 2011
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lawn cougar

A lawn cougar is a cat. A cat on a lawn.
There were many lawn cougar's on our front lawn last night.
by liss09 October 20, 2009
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