lawn mowers

loud fucking vehicles that only cut grass

i'm going to literally blow up all the lawn mowers.

by Scoobis_Man July 30, 2021

lawn rating

An activity that really board teenagers do to pass time. You walk around town with your friends and look at a lawn and give it a score 1-10

*summer time*
Mitch: hey, Joey, I’m sooooooo board
Joey: wanna go lawn rating?
Mitch: fuck it, yeah.

by LimaBean2029 August 9, 2021

Arse Lawn

Arse Lawn is the hair that is found around your arse hole and gooch.

There's nothing worse than ripping out your Arse Lawn pulling Gruff Nuts

by Tony Balony the Phony September 1, 2021

Lawn Sloshing

To get absurdly drunk, find the sloppiest chick in a party, then fuck her on the lawn of any structure (usually fraternity houses).

"Dude, Mike got way to messed up and ended up lawn sloshing last night."

by WeALLknow October 18, 2012

Lawn Tiger

Ending up on all fours vomiting in the backyard after drinking too much.

He made a good lawn tiger after drinking a whole bottle of vodka in under half an hour at our BBQ.

by Stop69 December 23, 2012

French Lawn

Another term in "Hollywood" in the world hair removal - full removal of hair by waxing, of the pubic and rectal area.

A: Just had a French Lawn
B: Ouch!

by Slobert August 27, 2013

Lawn Ninja

A small Gnome-like creature from the Ratchet & Clank video game series. Highly annoying and carries twin swords that it tries to cut your crotch with.

John: Nice hair.

Jane: Freakin' lawn ninja!

by Xalrons456 March 26, 2012