Suicidal masturbation w Lauren

When you want to end your life but instead of ending your life you aggressively masturbate for 47 minutes while FaceTiming someone named Lauren (its gotta be 47 minutes exactly) to distract yourself from your thoughts

"God I really wish I was dead"
"Have you tried Suicidal masturbation w Lauren?"
"Not yet, I'll get on that"

by zacattack September 16, 2019

Lauren

A girl who is so fun to be around and will always be there for you. Even if you haven't talked in a while she will still talk to you and give you motherly advice. She will always be there when you need help and will text you when she is in trouble.

"Wow, she is really nice" "That's because she is a Lauren"

by nottellingbitch January 7, 2018

Lauren

A Lauren is a beautiful sweet girl. She almost never gets hate and is always happy. She is really goofy. Her time is always full but still makes time for the ones she love.

Hey, Lauren you want to be friends?

by Dolantwinsfan May 6, 2018

lauren

she mad cute - that short girl, she thicc tho

elijah : i love short girls, do you know any
kristen : *aw what about me*
elijah: what ?!

kristen : um... lauren

by spicybheypapi December 30, 2018

laurence

laurence is the kinda person that doesnt have to walk into a bar to get drinks he just yells beer! and gets what he want why cause he is laurence

wow that guy is really sexy but no match for a laurence

by MERICA!!!! January 1, 2019

Lauren

A Lauren is a girl that is beautiful in every way. Lauren’s are country and the are not afraid to dance like no body watching. Or get embarrassed.

Wow that’s a Lauren

by Horses123 March 26, 2019

Lauren

She’s the prettiest girl you’ll meet, with the best figure ever! She’s got the curves and certainly got the laughs!!!

I want to be a ‘lauren’
Me too

by THEBOMB.CO.UK April 23, 2019