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Kettleing

A couple who fucks in a tub of warm water and then proceed to drink the water.
Those two tried kettleing last night, it was super gross.
by Miscorunco November 7, 2022
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Kettle

Refers to the act of doing something in a ritualistic old fashion manner that could have been accomplished more efficiently through means of a current technology ora faster process. The term originated with tea drinkers who prefer an older approach to the time honored tradition of a social "tea time". It is stated that a certain joy comes from not just the drinking and sharing of a cup of tea but the ritual of steeping the water in the kettle and taking the time to enjoy the entire process involved. A means, to remind folks to slow down in such a busy era and enjoy the process. Also a means to insult someone for being old fashion.
"are you using a tea pot instead of a microwave to heat that cup of water? Whoa's that's Kettle!", "why are you still paying bills with a check book? that's so kettle?", "I enjoy folks who pick up the phone to discuss business instead of an emotionless email or text, it's quite kettle and endearing".
by MD Wayne December 14, 2022
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Kettled

The act of a kettle warming up a liquid inside of it.
The kettle kettled the water

This water has been kettled
by uivuigui bhbh December 19, 2022
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Kettle Sucker

For those who are among the special folk. Not quite a window licker, but a person who sucks kettle spouts and tastes the rust and lime scale.
by TheNaughtyScouseman December 25, 2022
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Krattitude

What youngsters may eventually develop from watching zany wild-animals shows on PBS.
TV-celebrity brothers Chris and Martin may indeed act kinda weird during their PBS-Kids nature shows, but I've never seen my little ones developing any Krattitudes as a result of watching said silly stuff; it's one of their favorite shows, too.
by QuacksO January 16, 2023
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Kettle

The plural of the popular moniker Karen
Dude, did you see that kettle of karens walk in? I bet somebody is going to want to talk to the manger.
by Prof. Ass Master January 22, 2023
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Knetterkoetje

Getting yourself into trouble by being an innocent, naïve gay twink that is blissfully less-aware of how the real world works.
"Looks like he did a Knetterkoetje again...."
by Mojo12391923 February 7, 2023
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