shlong knocker

A flaming homo looking for random dicks in the club

Kleyber is such a shlong knocker

by poonhound9921013 December 14, 2015

nottingham knocker

Nathan.H - giving cold callers a titwank at the door

Oh hi, yes I'd like a nottingham knocker

by PsudoSid July 16, 2016

brick knocker

Worlds ugliest pornstar

Nick is a brick knocker.

by Hipdaddyz July 15, 2016

Wee knockers

When the male wee knocks the female in the face with his ding dong! Wee Knockers!

Colton wee knocked Jakobi right in the nose! Wee Knockers!

by Donkey slayer February 14, 2017

slappy knockers

A game in which women slap their tits at each other

Hey Julie want to play a game of slappy knockers

by Cletus junker September 15, 2017

a knocker

an easy one; a piece of cake; not difficult to do or achieve

Billy, that test was a knocker man. I killed that shit.

by yasgoogle October 9, 2017

Apple-Knocker

-Noun-
One that knocks a apples off a surface, or from someones hand. Apple-Knockers are infamous for being at the front of the line at apple throwing contests, or anything that has to do with apples, they will be the first to do it.

*Knocks an apple out of someones hand*
"Hey! My apple!"
"Not my problem!"
"You apple-knocker!"

by iiDestiny December 4, 2017