kleenex cocktail

The instance in which a man (or men) sneeze and ejaculate into a tissue in no particular order and place the tissue into a stranger's alcoholic drink, to therefore create the Kleenex Cocktail.

Bill: "Yo I've got this used tissue here."
Mike: "Alright gimme a few seconds and well have a Kleenex Cocktail." <enters bathroom>
Bill: "Put it in Tommy's 40!"

by Sweggy Zack June 20, 2014

kleenex moment

heartbreaking or very sad moment that will make one cry

Be ready for a good cry, "Hachiko the movie" has a lot of kleenex moments.

by phgirl June 15, 2016

kaleinani

A VERY SEXYY MAMIII WHOO IS A BOTO MAG WHO HATES THESE 2 HOES AND FAKES CALLED K******* AND K**** . AND IS ALWAYS PAIRED W LUISSSS!!!! SHE LOVES FOOD BUT NOT AS MUCH AS LUISS AND LEENAA BY THE WAY LEENA IS HER BESST FRIENDD !!!! SHE LIKES TO DO THE FIGHT THE AIR CHALLENGE AND SO DOES LEENAA. SHE HAS a BUNNY NAMED BUN BUNS AND HAS 2 SIBLING. SHE ISS REALLY POPULAR IN SKUU AND HAS A LOT OF FRIENDS . SHE THINKS EVERYONE'S HATES HER , SHE SLAYSS YALL LIVES AND MUSICALLY TOOO . AND SHE'S VERYYY FUNNYYY AND RETARDED ONCE YOU GET TO KNOO KALEINANI THAT'S IT :)) PS. DFWH ;) UNLESS YOU LIKE SCRAP THEN HIT HER UPP

HOO DAMNN IT'S kaleinani SHE BE LIKING FINEE

by kaleinani October 26, 2016

klena

Klena is and amazing person she is caring helpful thoughtful and kind.

Klena helps a girl with her books

by coolbeans60 December 29, 2016

keinoen

A type of person that would do anything for the peolpe they all or for that one girl.and they the goat

Damn Keinoen

by kaymaykash April 17, 2017

kleenead

A tissue used to dry off your hair. Often used when exiting the shower.

The word was created by joining the words Kleenex and head.

Will exited the shower and dried his hair with a kleenead

by Fone Bone May 24, 2017

Klengpfehlen

Dieses Wort ist eine zusammensetzung aus dem Namen des deutschen YouTubers "Klengan" und dem Wort "empfehlen". Es wird genutzt um anderen mitzuteilen das man etwas nicht wegen eigener Erfahrungen mit dem Produkt weiter empfiehlt sondern nur aufgrund eines witzes besagten YouTubers. Um etwas zu Klengpfehlen muss man nicht mal wissen ob das Produkt wirklich gut ist.

Diese Zahnbürste kann ich dir nur "Klengpfehlen"

by MacabreMoon September 28, 2017