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kidd kismet

A kid who thinks he is cool but really is cringe.
A: Is that kidd kismet?
B: yeah hes making another shitty beat
by wdadasggrgr November 2, 2020
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4rum kiddie

Any user of an online forum or bbs.
The silly 4rum kiddies thought they could poast goatse pictures without being caught.
by Curmudgeon July 6, 2003
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op kiddie

Similar to a script kiddie in principle, except op kiddies run websites (or perhaps more commonly, forums) poorly as opposed to perpetrating hack/crack attempts poorly.

Like their script kiddie counterparts, op kiddies are typically young and male, with little grasp of spelling, grammar, common sense or server management. Their sites are normally quite barren activity-wise for several reasons:

a) They don't manage them well enough to attract many (if any) regular members.
b) They are often hacked due to the op kiddie's failure to keep up to date with applicable software patches, or just general naivety when it comes to security. Successful hack attempts can result in total data loss, which isn't likely to make any pre-existing members want to stick around. Of course, the op kiddie won't have made backups at any stage, either, so unlike competent webmasters, they are usually unable to simply restore things to how they were.
c) The idea or theme behind the site is unoriginal or poorly thought out. Quite often, the op kiddie will simply create a "general discussion" forum which in fact has no main theme at all, then advertise it somewhere in a manner along the lines of "comme 2 my genral fourm takl abuot aynthign!!111". Naturally, they will be unaware of the existence of, say, offtopic.com.
d) The op kiddie keeps breaking things on the site and disrupting service to the users, which is a sure-fire way to make people vote with their feet.

The existence of op kiddies is not only irritating and amusing (sometimes, at least), but also dangerous. Most internet users think nothing of submitting personal information to websites at the drop of a hat because they quite understandably make the assumption that the person in charge knows what they're doing. They may however have second thoughts regarding this when they visit the site later on only to discover that it is now a blank page, or there is a cryptic message from a Turkish hacker group in its place, or sensitive database information has been leaked thanks to a security hole and their email is now known to spammers.
No wonder that forum got hacked and the personal details of all registered members were leaked, it's run by an op kiddie!
by Sylvester November 7, 2008
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When someone's dog shits on the front lawn right in front of a home owner, while I laugh. Why???? Lol, because the dog shits and the dog owner picks it up, total intentional jester, funny as hell, but r u kidding me???? Can't we all just get along ( not a Rodney King Reference). WTF well the world's a crazy place!
I don't know how you have those training skills, but obviously you know more than you've been given credit for, I saw your dog shit on my lawn and I was like r u kidding dog lawn shitting lol I'M SO CONFUSED!!!?????!!!!????the funniest part is that you picked it up quick as it dropped.
by marioM July 25, 2019
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kiddies

People who wake up and then immediately connect to the Internet, and vote for the loser in a poll contest (usually one in which Pikachu is losing). "Kiddies" are considered by anyone with a positive IQ ro be non-existant
Just wait till the kiddies wake up!
by EvilZak August 24, 2003
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Kidding

Jake: Oh God, Jenny, I'm kidding.

Jenny: Kid on my face Jake hurry.
by BigBoyPauseBoy January 20, 2018
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kidney krunch

Similar to a pink sock, but better. While giving the girl anal the man punches the girl powerfully with both fists in both kidneys. AS she tenses up her anus, the man thrusts as hard as possible, causing her to fly off the man's cock. This inadvertantly causes the girl to pink sock herself.
'Did you pink sock that bitch?'
'No man, I fuckin' kidney krunched that bitch so hard she's still bleeding.'
by analapplecore May 2, 2006
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