The art of smashing ones hand/head/any body part upon the keyboard of a computer or mobile device. It is used in modern times to convey strong emotion, Most commonly used when feeling: HAPPY, PANICKED, ANGER. Millennials and genz alike have adopted this new texting phenomenon.
“SAKJAJAJAJSJAJAJAJJSJHDJDJDDJ I’M SO SORRY!”
“JSJSKSJDJKDJKSHAKAJSJDGFKKD,,,!jUggHh skiddily dooba”
“GhfhjfJfjydstdgFugGGJYFjyfyjFjyFhjGjhGugUgkuGuk“
*Sam, out of pure rage, slammed his hand down on his poor newly bought, blue tooth keyboard. R.I.P. The key smash broke it for good.*
“JSJSKSJDJKDJKSHAKAJSJDGFKKD,,,!jUggHh skiddily dooba”
“GhfhjfJfjydstdgFugGGJYFjyfyjFjyFhjGjhGugUgkuGuk“
*Sam, out of pure rage, slammed his hand down on his poor newly bought, blue tooth keyboard. R.I.P. The key smash broke it for good.*
by Ihadsomerealgoodtacobell July 12, 2022
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1. A shady banking institution with poor customer service.
2. A building typically housing rapists and thieves
Verb
1. To have rough sexual intercourse with ones anus while simultaneously stealing from their wallet or purse
1. A shady banking institution with poor customer service.
2. A building typically housing rapists and thieves
Verb
1. To have rough sexual intercourse with ones anus while simultaneously stealing from their wallet or purse
Examples:
Noun
1. Key Bank structures simultaneous direct withdrawals to create as many overdraft fees as possible.
2. I would literally bank anywhere but Key Bank.
Verb
I just got Key Banked and have to work a double while waddling to break even.
Noun
1. Key Bank structures simultaneous direct withdrawals to create as many overdraft fees as possible.
2. I would literally bank anywhere but Key Bank.
Verb
I just got Key Banked and have to work a double while waddling to break even.
by changebanksittakes2hourstops January 17, 2013
Get the Key Bank mug.Tish iz on ur keyboards pressin ur shit.
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Tish iz on ur keyboards pressin ur shit key. It turns everything u write to shit.
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Tish iz on ur keyboards pressin ur shit key. It turns everything u write to shit.
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Get the key of kezza mug.This term was popularized by Dj Khaled via the social media app, Snapchat. Through his many rants, he would often refer to something as a "major key" or "major key alert" or the "keys to success". This could be anything from drinking water with every meal, to watering your plants or even taking out the trash. So many people caught on to this trend and started immitating this phrase and before long, it was an actual coined phrase imbedded in urban vernacular.
by Siddthekidd August 2, 2016
Get the major key mug.The man who controls the yard in jail or prison. Can be a shot caller or someone who reports directly to a shot caller. Nothing happens without his knowledge, or say so.
Yo, this guy here has the keys to the yard. Treat him with the utmost respect if you expect to make it out alive.
by Dman4Life June 9, 2021
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