1 definition by changebanksittakes2hourstops

Noun
1. A shady banking institution with poor customer service.
2. A building typically housing rapists and thieves

Verb
1. To have rough sexual intercourse with ones anus while simultaneously stealing from their wallet or purse
Examples:
Noun
1. Key Bank structures simultaneous direct withdrawals to create as many overdraft fees as possible.
2. I would literally bank anywhere but Key Bank.

Verb
I just got Key Banked and have to work a double while waddling to break even.
by changebanksittakes2hourstops January 17, 2013
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