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ash ketchum

The "hero" of the pokemon anime series. Named after a tree, like his other little friends, Professers Oak, Elm and Birch.
His last name sounds like "Catch 'em". How original.
Exceedingly crap at catching, raising and fighting with pokemon, he obviously uses a Gameshark or something because:
a) His pikachu can affect rock and ground type pokemon and uses agility as an attack.
b) His pokemon use WAY more than four moves
c) His pokemon can evolve half-way through a battle
d) He can come back from the dead or something if pokemon cry at him.
I thought I was rid of him forever but it seems the pokemon loved him so much that they cried for him. Maybe they were crying with happiness that he was dead. Why didn't one of his other anime buddies use a MAX REVIVE on him or something?
The actual gameplay was really fun in pokemon, he ruined it by looking, sounding and fighting like a dick, sullying the good name of pokemon forever.
*ash ketchum sends out his pikachu against rhyhorn, a rock pokemon who shouldn't be affected by electricity*
"Hey, that rhyhorn's horn looks like it acts as a lightning rod! Pikachu! Zap it's horn!"
"piiiikaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaCHUUUUUU!!!
"Yay we defeated it! Go Gameshark!"
by Jammers September 25, 2005
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KetchupoPhobia

Sam: hey bro
Daniel: *farts*
Sam: wtf bro
Daniel: IT WAS JUST KETCHUP
Sam: sure
Daniel: i have ketchupophobia now
by Samtex January 6, 2022
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ketchupocalypse

Noun: When you or a friend drown french fries or similar side dish in ketchup.

Verb: The action of dousing a serving of french fries or similar dish with copious amounts of ketchup.
Noun: "I don't want your french fries, they're drowning in the ketchupocalypse."

Verb: "I'd eat your french fries, but it looks like you have ketchupocalypsed all over them."

"Want some of my fries? I'm about to ketchupocalypse all over them..."
by miggsy gangsta March 6, 2014
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Ketchuphobia

ketchup is scary I have ketchuphobia
by Kim and Kanye May 2, 2015
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Ketchupfoot

A name given to someone who disgusts the condiment of Ketchup and would rather it to be stepped on. Typically also added to the definition (maybe official) is "A Giga-chad and a god among men. He is the living woman magnet and any hot chick 30 feet from him will instantly cream. Also goes on the NS group (a group of hunks and gigachads) and is super active in it."
Girl 1 : Have you heard of that hot guy that just came in town!? Oh my god what a hunk!

Girl 2 : I know! I might go as far to say he is a ketchupfoot!
by Based As Fuck August 29, 2021
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Ash Ketchum

The man the myth the legend! The protagonist of the Pokemon anime series that has been going on for 20+ years or so.
Every generation he has somehow managed to lose the Pokemon League but finally! Goddammit! God blessed us and he won...
God knows how old this man is now but he finally achieved his dream.
"You remember Ash Ketchum right, Nathaniel?"

"Wait a minute..."

"Didn't he finally beat the pokemon league?"

"Yes! Nathaniel you knew!"

"finally after 20+ years Ive grown up and lost hope.."

"..He didn't lose hope and his dream true."

"Fucking Finally! amirite Daniel?"
by PicklerOfWicklers October 11, 2019
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Kelchup

A variation on Ketchup that contains a variety of odd ingrediants.
Kelchup contains: One Of AdamK's Hobo boots, a yellow skittle and Batman
by Kelchup March 25, 2008
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