Pink Karma

An amount of 'good will' garnered from your female partner to be used for credit to do things she otherwise wouldn't normally appreciate you doing.

Sure, I think I've got enough pink karma to get a pass for a weekend with the boys

by P!n!on September 12, 2017

Chicken karma

The indian chicken was bad chekan and his karma is he is now curry🐔🐔🐔

Oh this be bad curry must be chicken karma

by Chekan September 24, 2017

Karma

So bad of luck you could just make her cry

omg there is that Karma

by Karma Dreamurr October 2, 2017

Karma

Karma is a bitch but only if you are Jesus was a bearded man and God is a woman the devil is a lie.

Speak of the devil, is that karma I smell?

by bushlight November 7, 2017

Karma

Karma is a bitch and it doesn't belong on the battlefield.

Karma got you at home while you were away.

by bushlight December 11, 2017

Karma

The shit that you get your face in when you put that shit in someone's.

It is sometimes called the law of boomerang.

Karmahadjenhadan: I am the mighty magician that makes everyone go to shit.
You: Yay
Katmahadjenhadan: *puts spell on you
You: Yay
*Trips on spike.
Someone: Karma!
Karmahamrunemanitrian: Maibeh da hanz Zanvaay Syndrome?
Someone: Ewww. You are shreaky heck!

by Borislav February 15, 2017

karma

Karma is a figment of peoples' imaginations, originally used by Hindus to get out of paying debts in a present incarnation and promising to repay them in a future incarnation. Of course, the debts were never repaid, and common usage came to define karma as bad things happening to people who owed debts from past incarnations. Eventually it was expanded to include explaining why good things happened to people who seemed undeserving of having luck. They MUST HAVE done something in a past life to have such luck in this life. Common usage further expanded this meaning to the point where we alive today use karma as an excuse for people having inexplicably good or bad luck.

Karma is just another word meaning coincidence or luck that happens in any person's lifetime. Like other usurped words, the meanings are changed to suit our own purposes. If Karma existed, Western based cultures would never have taken over North and South America from their aboriginal people, using actions like giving away blankets filled with smallpox, trading beads for entire tracts of lands, providing liquor to people who had no tolerance, decimating the main food source of the plains peoples, outright murdering whole villages, and attempting genocide by sending aboriginal children to residential schools where they were physically, mentally, and sexually abused and then saying, "Oops, we screwed up! Sorry," and as penance giving harmed individuals money when clean water, arable land, and help to recover the art of child-raising were so badly needed to keep aboriginal children from needlessly committing suicide , you can bet if Karma existed white people would have been wiped off the face of this planet. Meanwhile, unlike whites, people of colour would do whatever it took to help white people survive. No, there is no such thing as karma, and we white folk should be very glad there isn't.

by rawgod June 18, 2018