Jobsband

Whenever a woman commits 100 percent of her time to her job and career and doesn't make time for a significant other, she basically has a "jobsband". Common with childless females with multiple degrees on the wall, a good paying job that she works 90+ hours a week and no spouse to share her life woth.

I don't need NO man, I got a Jobsband.

by xzybit December 4, 2017

joob

Being a asshole, but good at sucking dick, or pussy

im a joob

by Mike Cutter December 16, 2017

Joons

Joons mean juice or juice in a box

Mom: Hey Kevin come and get yo joons!

by Vuut16 February 11, 2018

Joobie Land

A place where Joobie goes to eat.
It could be magical, it could not be.
Only Joobie really knows.

Can we eat at Joobie land?

by Joobie Snoobie June 13, 2018

jobslob

an individual who spends their time at work wishing they were somewhere else, who shares no interest in the purpose of their role and who generally doesn't give a f*ck.

Simon never pulls his weight at work, he is such a jobslob.

by jobslobblog June 28, 2018

Joboscis

The lower protrusion (penis) of a male mammal. A variation extrapolated from the word Proboscis - the nose of a mammal.

The pitcher was hit by a crushing line drive to the joboscis and had to be replaced by the closer a bit earlier.

by Jabbernatz September 17, 2018

Joobis

Somebody who has eyes on their forehead and is intellectually superior to any human that he meets.

Jebediah: OMG ITS FUCKING JOOBIS
Joobis: Make way, mere mortal.

by Lord Joobis June 1, 2019