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jongmi

jongmi is a hot sexy person who simps for ishowspeed.
„wow jongmi is your friend?“

yes

lucky
by penguinperson111 April 20, 2022
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Jongaluts

Kuya emy : Jongaluts
Ako : Bakit?
by OxidZero July 8, 2022
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Jongleuing Jared

a jentleman of the jongleur variety
This guy just jested a jape? Woah, what a regular Jongleuing Jared.
by maniamoth September 16, 2022
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JongWoo

Someone who gives off kinda gives off very chill vibes. Theyre highly skilled at looking in complete control as their life falls apart around them. They also tend to be really bad at ball games, especially when it comes to soccer.
In times of disaster i really wish i was more of a JongWoo. Then i remember I enjoy being good at soccer.
by BigTreble December 15, 2022
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Jongulo

A prank YouTuber from Bajookieland known for his various feuds with controversial commentary channel "SmokaWaga" and his dislike of liberals and soy. His famous catchphrase is "I am going to Pranks you!"
Yo, that new Jongulo prank where he poured water on his grandmother's floor was so savage!
by iammoderatelyawesome May 11, 2023
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jongguggle

Jongguggle is a double guggle wuggle that has been jonged

Metaphor
It looks like it has been jongguggled
by 1Nomi23 June 19, 2023
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Jongler Vandam

A slick, charismatic move that a guy pulls when he’s trying to charm a potential female partner. When a man "does the Jongler Vandam," he channels a suave, mysterious, and almost criminal allure—like a smooth-talking enigma with undeniable finesse. It’s a combination of confidence, sly wit, and effortless style that leaves the target captivated. The move isn't just about what he says, but how he says it, with that signature sly grin and the smoothest of vibes.

To "Jongler Vandam" is to masterfully balance flirtation and mystery, like velvet tricks down a neon-lit street. It’s the secret weapon of a guy who knows how to walk the line between gentleman and rogue, making the girl feel like she’s the star of his own nocturnal ballet.
*Person 1:* “Yo, you managed to link up with shorty last night?”

*Person 2:* “Yeah man, she was playin’ hard to get at first, but then I hit her with that Jongler Vandam.”

*Person 1:* “Damn, for real? So you flipped the charm switch, huh?”

*Person 2:* “You know it. Peaches were droppin’ like crazy once I did the Vandam.”
by anonymous August 17, 2024
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