jonah

he is the sweetest and cutest boy you will ever meet! he always picks you up when your down! he says a lot of bad things about himself but none of them are true! he is the most genuine guy you will ever meet and you’ll never wanna lose him ever! he is destined to be with an alayna!

person 1: aren’t you dating jonah
alayna: ya i love him
person 1: your so lucky he’s so sweet
alayna: i know right

by mehoe November 4, 2019

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Jonas

A really handsome and funny guy who will absolutely shred you in war with his massive cock. You find a Jonas and he will rock everyone’s shit and cum all over you. He has the biggest cock out of all gods and humans you are lucky to ever be friends with a guy like Jonas.

“Dude my girlfriend cheated on me with Jonas, but I can’t confront her or I’ll get beat up by his massive fucking cock.

by JOGUS December 28, 2020

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Jonan

Jonan is very sexy. That is all he has to offer.

OMG! It’s jonan 😍.

by jonan ofc November 23, 2021

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D'Jonae

The sweetest, most generous person you'll ever meet in your life. She lightens your day with her weirdness and makes you feel special everyday. She will randomly disrespect you without you knowing and randomly start talking about the weird things. If you find D'Jonae...Keep Her. And that's on GOD!!
Pronunciation: D'Jonae (deej-o-nay)

D'Jonae will forever be my friend because she loves me for me.

by GazaDon1 February 1, 2020

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Jonas Brothers

The trio of brothers, who made their success by being overly queer which appealed to all of the young girls who love Hanah Montana, the Jonas Brothers should be shot or kicked in the teeth repeatedly until they can actually sing.

Jessica: The Jonas brothers were awesome at their concert last night!

Timmy: What the fuck? Bitch go get your ears checked before I kick the shit out of you!

by John Hancockk October 20, 2008

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jonas brothers

some bubble gum pop band that came from my hometown of wyckoff new jersey. their main fan base consists of girls between ages 9 - 19. nick is the only one that has any talent. even though they are considered by many (and by many i mean teenage girls) the best thing since sliced bread, they are not even that good. metallica is way better.

group of girls: omg the jonas brothers are so hot. they are all so sensitive and not afraid to show their emotions.
weird guy: omg i know
group of guys: gay

by tij April 6, 2008

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