joined at the crotch

Similar to joined at the hip, but the people are fucking like bunnies. Usually characterized by 'coincidentally' visiting the toilet simultaneously in social situations.

Friend A: Hey, where did John and Claire go?
Friend B: Oh, toilet, they're joined at the crotch.

by MyFootHurts November 8, 2010

one-arm joint

A coffee or donut shop, especially one with a counter.

They're called one-arm joints because you only need one-arm to eat.

by P Brain January 3, 2008

joing

to immediately move away from topic of conversation and start up gay talk

*pronounced jow-ing*

"mums in da room...JOING!"
"oi, start joing!"

by Spoon Dude & Evil Lam Sam October 9, 2006

Jinxx

The hottest bitch on sexnet!!
(IRC)

Damn! theres Jinxx, shes is fine ass!

by JINXX June 25, 2004

joint

jail

is your honey doing time in the joint right now?

by Anonymous January 14, 2002

Joint Venture

In Business: A Partnership in which two or more companies (often from different countries) join to undertake a major project

Socially: A blazing session in which two or more people (often from different countries) join to undertake smoking a large joint

Billy calls his friend Huang from China to come hang out in America. When Huang arrives they find themselves face to face with a large quantity of marijuana and rolling paper. Billy rolls a 12g joint while Huang calls Winston from England and Pablo from Puerto Rico. Once everyone arrives they begin a Joint Venture, smoking in Billy's basement until no one can stand up anymore.

by D2DaWreck October 13, 2011

joined at the hip-hop

Inseparable friends due to mutual affinity for hip-hop.

Son to ma: "Bobby gave me this gold record with samples from De La Soul and we just poured over his hip-hop vinyls like all day."
Ma to son: "Sounds like you and this Bobby are joined at the hip-hop."

by @Bugyack October 21, 2013