jersey

JERSEY <3 home of the best. best accents. best people. best places. we're so awesome we dont even pump our own gas. if your not from jersey ( meaning you werent born here or you dont live here, so you cant say your from here. and we'll know your not from here when you actually say NEW jersey ) i feel sorry for you.

born and raised in jersey and damn proud of it !!

see you down the shore.
everyone's jealous of those jersey girls

by hlp November 10, 2008

Central jersey

The best part of New Jersey. No other part of Jersey can prove to be as good as us, no matter how much they try. They may try to be lame and claim that Central is just what North or South doesn't want, but we're too good for your ass. It's the only place in Jersey where:

1. Every highway known to man WILL take you home. You're *never lost*
2. We call the park Great Adventure, NOT Six Flags. THERE'S MORE THAN ONE SIX FLAGS! (And more than six...ass)
3. Close to everything! NYC, close. Philly, close. Shore? Close. Forest? Close. Mountains? Close. Every-damn-thing! Close!
4. Central Jersey will be home to the world's tallest AND fastest roller coaster come spring 2005, Kingda Ka at Great Adventure.
5. No North Jersey oil refinery on the Turnpike smell

Why the hell did a Wawa move here? Don't they realise that this is Central Jersey? Who wants that South Jersey store?

ignant person- OH MY GOD...WE'RE LOST! How 'o how will we ever get home!
Central Jerseyan- Pick a highway.

by rjholla2003 December 15, 2004

Jersey shore

A stupid, dumbass show where the only reason the people are famous is because the men have sex every five seconds and a girl named snooky shows her cunt to everyone, mounts them, then punches them.

Playgirl bunny 1 "Did you see what I did to all those chicks?"

Playgirl bunny 2 "Ya, you should be on the Jersey Shore you whore."

by Vagpire November 29, 2010

South Jersey

south jersey is the southern region of New Jersey. How do you know what is south jersey? take out your map of New Jersey get out a big red marker and draw a line that slopes from south of trenton down to just north of atlantic city. If your from south jersey you most likely LOVE wawas, and you LOVE philadelphia and philadelphia sports teams, also you HATE north jersey, they are all so lame up there.

I'm from south jersey, I think I am going to eat a wawa hogie while watching the philadelphia eagles

by iamslowlyfading February 10, 2005

jersey girls

The most down to earth girl you'll ever meet! Can be the sweetest thing ever, but if you cross her will tell you off!
Has a attitude, which isnt always a bad thing.

DOES NOT say Joisey. Like who the hell made that up. No one in here in Jersey talks like that. New Yorkers are the ones who talk different.

Boys screams to his world : I LOVE JERSEY GIRLS!!! They rock my socks with. The shore = best place ever!!

by suckeeyyew September 26, 2007

New Jersey Steambath

When your girlfrend or boyfriend is taking a shower and you quietly sneak in the bathroom and take a dump in the toilet making a nice hot steamy fragreance. No need to flush.

Sparky gave Nicole a New Jersey Steambath last night.

by Grindsplatter May 9, 2008

Jersey Shore

The end of all civilization as we know it.

With the advent of the Jersey Shore on MTV, New Jerseyans have permanently secured their place as the laughing stock of this nation.

by dogsread31 January 3, 2011