Japanese Mouse Trap

A hold that will trump even a full nelson, that requires the victims nose to be squeezed between someones buttcheeks. The hardest part of the hold is figuring out how to get the persons nose in striking distance, which often requires some trickery, but once the cheeks are clenched, you will find the owner of the nose at your will and unable to break free.

John: "Why were you at that party for so long last night?"

Dave: "Someone put me in a Japanese Mouse Trap and wouldn't let me free"

by Sensei Keenan August 2, 2010

Jamine

A half korean, half european young lady.

That Jamine is damn fine.

by pineapplepoo May 23, 2009

japanese vagina

Unlike most vaginas,the japanese vagina is sideways.

"Dude watch out for that japanese vagina, it flattens your dick"

by killpeople January 13, 2009

japanese deathmetal

1) a whole bunch of noise resembling cymbols being crashed together, cats being killed, cars hitting each other, and that fat lady next door singing in the shower.
2) heavy metal that will kill you if you listen to it, DUH.

find your own example

by WizarDofOz September 27, 2003

Japanese Rain Goggles

A phrase that means nothing whatsoever and can be interpritated however you want !

Adam: OMG my girlfriend let me give her japanese rain goggles last night

Jim: I was thinking of getting my little bro that
Adam: you were going to put your balls on your brothers face
Jim: What no ! I was going to get him Small goggles that keep rain out of his face

by Bob te dude November 29, 2016

Japanese Business Man

A man of Japanese descent working for a multi-million dollar coporation who wears a standard black tie, shirt, pants, and shoes. Said Japanese Business man requires constant touching of his penis to fulfill his sexual desires. Said touching may come in the form of cocknibbling, shaftlicking, or ballsucking by an underage person(s).

Japanese Business Man: I am Japanese
Business Man. Suck-a my dick-u!

Wade Steffey: I hope that Japanese Business Man enjoyed the huge nut that I helped him spray on my face.

by Japanese Business Man March 24, 2009

japanese rain goggles

it is when a woman is squiting vagina juices in your face, and you have to squint your eyes like a japanese man, and you wish you had goggles on to protect yourself.

when going down on a squirting woman, and you squint your eyes like a japanese person. it's as if you are wearing japanese rain goggles

by beta2 November 25, 2010