A dumb piece of metal, that no one likes and it break's if you drop it on a floor made out of pillow's.
Iphone is shit, you should kys if you have one
Iphone is shit, you should kys if you have one
by Iphone hater Lil pump official February 14, 2019
Get the Iphonemug. The reason why many phones released during 2018-2020 had a gigantic ugly ass pill-shaped notch on the top of the screen. You can blame Apple for this "innovative" trend. Thankfully Samsung refused to copy it.
iPhone X, along with the iPhone 7, are the biggest sinners in the smartphone world for introducing the notch and removing the headphone jack, respectively.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 9, 2024
Get the iPhone Xmug. 1. A brand of phone made by the Apple company, using the iOS software
2. Those things that cause all the trouble
2. Those things that cause all the trouble
1. Guy1: "Hey dude, have you gotten the new iPhone recently?"
Guy2: "No man, those things suck"
Guy1: "Never talk to me again you old Cinnabon glazed with moldy cottage cheese"
2. Grandma: "Its those pesky iPhones again, isn't it? They always ruin everything."
Guy2: "No man, those things suck"
Guy1: "Never talk to me again you old Cinnabon glazed with moldy cottage cheese"
2. Grandma: "Its those pesky iPhones again, isn't it? They always ruin everything."
by AppleSaucce45 March 18, 2022
Get the iPhonemug. "Bret was embarrassed about being poor so he bought an iPhone because he heard they make you look rich. He's feeling rich now that he's iPhone rich."
by Vicky Vegas May 16, 2020
Get the iPhone richmug. Apple finally put 120hz on the non pro iPhone and made a new iPhone air which is gonna be the iPhone 6 bendgate all over again. And they offered a 2tb option for the 17 pro max. And they finally stopped offering 128gb for the iPhone pro.
Before iPhone 17 released:
Guy 1: Bro... when is this iOS 26 beta update gonna finish!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: Yeah bro it's gonna finish when the iPhone 17 releases lmfao get it because like you kn-
Guy 1: Get out of my house.
After iPhone 17 release:
Guy 1: Yo I got the new iPhone 17!
Guy 2: WTF HOW DID YOU GET THAT ISNT THAT LIKE SO EXPENSIVE??
Guy 1: I got money for it and bought it on the street as there’s no Apple Store in our town, I got lucky for it to not be a scam, wanna unbox it at my house?
Guy 2: Don't your parents like prohibit you from spending so much?
Guy 1: Nah bro its fine, I sold my parents anyways and let me have the house so like-
Guy 2: WTF?
Guy 1: Bro... when is this iOS 26 beta update gonna finish!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: Yeah bro it's gonna finish when the iPhone 17 releases lmfao get it because like you kn-
Guy 1: Get out of my house.
After iPhone 17 release:
Guy 1: Yo I got the new iPhone 17!
Guy 2: WTF HOW DID YOU GET THAT ISNT THAT LIKE SO EXPENSIVE??
Guy 1: I got money for it and bought it on the street as there’s no Apple Store in our town, I got lucky for it to not be a scam, wanna unbox it at my house?
Guy 2: Don't your parents like prohibit you from spending so much?
Guy 1: Nah bro its fine, I sold my parents anyways and let me have the house so like-
Guy 2: WTF?
by Rolls-Royce=Apple, GE=Samsung September 10, 2025
Get the iPhone 17mug.