fuck weed

A person who is being unreasonable and bull headed. Acting like a cocky bastard/bitch.
"Billy was a fuck weed the other day, shoulda left him at home, sheesh!"
by Katie84 February 23, 2009
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Weed Wacking

"I called you five times, where have you been, man?"

"Sorry man, I got pretty baked and was weed wacking for half an hour."
by Camel45 June 13, 2012
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dabs weed

Man, she dabs weed that's like 10 times stronger than smoking it.
by random0kitty321 February 27, 2016
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ditch weed

bad marijuana: wild marijuana that grew 'in a ditch by the side of the road'.
Shit, ain't no point in sending Jimmy out to buy us no good weed. He'll just bring hom a $50 bag of ditch weed again, just like last time.
by Anonymous November 08, 2002
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weed butt

What you get after consuming a marijuana edible and all your farts smell of weed.
Sam: "I smell weed.. Did someone just smoke?"
Frodo: "Nah man, Merry just has a really bad case of weed butt."
by gandgastman October 17, 2013
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angry weed

the name for an unknown type of weed that is infamous for it's anger qualities. While on this weed, you won't feel high, but you'll sure as hell act it. Then you'll begin to think of something pleasant and instantaneously it will be replaced with feelings of hatred, murder and fighting.

It is usually sold in Citrus Heights, which could be the reason 78% of the population wants to beat up a friend of theirs.
J: Has the weed kicked in for you yet?
V: No
S: No
B: No, but I feel angry as fuck.
V: Me too
S: Me too
B: God, I hate angry weed.
by Brittney Sade August 08, 2008
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weed goggles

noun: A condition caused by the munchies, making all food look delicious. Like beer goggles, but ends in diarrhea instead of gonorrhea

Like beer goggles, but with nasty food instead of ugly people
Guy 1. I can't believe I ate that month old potato salad. It sounded so good last night, but I woke up with the worse diarrhea.

Guy 2. Gotta watch out for those weed goggles. They'll get you everytime.
by Bill Murray Ate My Baby April 06, 2010
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