by Hearse August 28, 2006
A 'gorilla' or muscle-head, likely from the shore of New Jersey, who walks with his chest puffed out and arms at near 90 degree angles as if he's holding a heavy paint can in each hand.
by Portuguese Paint Cans June 08, 2010
Mainly rural term for pint cans of cheap beer. Comes in a plastic-ring sixpack. Named for their likeness of shape to grain silos. See Tallboy
by Irate November 11, 2005
A slang term for a Speculum, the tool commonly used to open one's ass hole for object removal, or in rare cases, surgery.
Today students, we will be preforming a simple operation of foreign object removal from the anus. The object we will be removing today is a butt plug. To start we put the patient in the fetal position and insert the can opener. We simply crank the can opener in a clockwise rotation to widen the anus until it is wide enough that the butt plug can simply be removed with tongs. Should the butt plug not easily come out, use some pliers or something. Just whatever you do, DO NOT stick your hand or fingers in there. God knows what else has been in there.
by Bodacious Brian December 17, 2013
When someone appears perfect or to have it "all together" like a perfectly placed can on the grocery shelf...but then when you look closer at the can you see its riddled with hidden dents.
Stacy always acts like she is so much better than everyone but she stays in every weekend eating ice cream and crying while watching Bridget Jone's Diary...what a dented can!
by Kerrie Z July 15, 2011
Hey, that guy that just walked past you gave you a can check" or "that creeper totally just can checked you
by S.Bod February 09, 2011
a sweet "jump" usually done off a diving board, in which one knee is pulled tightly into the chest and the other leg is extended downward. the extended leg enters the water first making the way for the rest of the body. when done correctly an amazing splash should follow. best when done off the high dive. sometimes done with hopes of splashing the lifeguards on chair.
1. that was a fucking mean can opener
2. lifeguard 1: yo, that retarded girl keeps doing can openers off the high dive and im pretty sure shes gonna hit her head.
lifeguard 2: yeah but her splash is amazing.
2. lifeguard 1: yo, that retarded girl keeps doing can openers off the high dive and im pretty sure shes gonna hit her head.
lifeguard 2: yeah but her splash is amazing.
by k'mutodragon January 18, 2006