Hamburger

A really good food. It’s so good you can fuck it. Burgers don’t have a life so they play league of legends all day.

I fucked the hamburger

by FAUBCOK December 13, 2022

Flamin' Hamburgers

A exclamatory response usually said after a surprising event or situation.

Or

Used as a an attempt to avoid saying 'Fuck' in front of children with the 'F' prolonged in an attempt to change the word. "FFFFFlamin' Hamburgers!"

Related to Flamin' Hell, Flamin' Heck.

FFFFFlamin' Hamburgers!

by bomberto July 9, 2011

Pulling a Hamburg

Any move that defies the laws of gravity, physics or logic while driving a car. Derived from the insane drivers on Hamburg Turnpike in Wayne, NJ. This act can be performed on or off Hamburg Turnpike

Yo bro..cutting off that guy with less than 1 foot of passing room was soooo dick. You totally just Pulled a Hamburg.

Watch me shoot this gap, im about to be pulling a hamburg

by Jonesy1234 November 10, 2008

hamburgler

One who dances like a complete idiot but somehow still seems to attract the ladies.

Greg Huff is a hamburgler

by niki dosland March 4, 2005

hamburg

to hamburg something is to create sculptures out of meat.

"she hamburged the calf so it appeared pretty dainty to me"
or even
"he perfectly hamburged this hamburger"

by BuZzToN December 3, 2003

Hamburger Helper

To fuck a girl so hard her pussy is destroyed.

Your at the bar with your buddies and a hot girl walks by. You say to your buddy: "hey jeff, I'm gonna Hamburger helper that broads pussy tonight!"

by Bruce Twayne December 20, 2008

Hamburglar

A girl wearing a black and white striped shirt or dress. Alternate to "Manburglar" if male, "Redburglar" if red and white stripes, etc. Typically dumb as rocks, may soon be transitioning to plaid.

This club is full of hamburglars, let's go someplace else.

by DyceMan May 20, 2010