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Horizontal Happy Dance

Normal sex when Male is on top of a Female *dancing* the night away. It is usually in the bed but as long as the girl or the guy is laying on top and both are lying down, it can be called "Horizontal Happy Dance"
Got it from a Legend of Zelda parody on Youtube.

Link:hey do you want to do the horizontal happy dance with me?
Random Hotel Girl:Sure! I love to dance!
Link: Ok, your really gonna love it!
Random Hotel Gilr: wait.....
by Fightingdreamer77 April 26, 2011
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poo happy

That feeling of elation you get when you finally take a dump. Feeling of elation lasts anything up to an hour afterwards.
John: "I was stuck in that meeting for an hour and finally got to use the bathroom. I feel so poo happy now."
by shakytrousers December 18, 2011
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ultimate happy trail

a happy trail that extends from the naval area all the way up to ones beard/mustache
bobby's ultimate happy trail was unlike anything ever seen before
by vontez August 16, 2012
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Nigga Happy Meal

A Forty ounce of Malt Liquor, a Black & Mild, and a white girl as a toy. Three items that stereotype black men across America.
"I think I'ma go outside and cool out for a bit, but I'ma run up to the corner store to get me a nigga happy meal. I hope I get a toy this time! Anybody else want anything from the store?"
by ChuckDeuce86 November 9, 2012
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resting happy face

a person, usually a man, who naturally looks happy when his face is expressionless, without meaning to.
Gary is such a creeper. Nah, he's just got resting happy face.
by manwithanorangeforahead September 21, 2015
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pickle happy

when a girls full time mood is sucking dick
Boy: Want to hook up ?
Girl: Sure!
Boy: Are you feeling pickle happy tonight ?
Girl: You know it !
by tberryy July 28, 2016
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Utah Happy Meal

This is when a male points his member at an unsuspecting person and they close the drive-thru window on it.
I asked for a McRib and all I got was an Utah Happy Meal
by Blue Star Fish April 3, 2023
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