Greek

Greeks are awesome people who are really nice and throw great parties. They eat lots of food, drink OUZO, and have a much higher IQ than a lot of people. They invented like everything from math to science to art (and as some motherfuckers like to say "gay sex". omg, haha, that is soo funny...NOT!!!) When u tell someone ur greek they totally admire u b/c greek is considered one of the most intelligent & sophisticated heritages!!!!! Greeks are most likely to be succesful in their life and be wealthier and live in places like NYC or westchester. greeks are gorgeous and amazingly hot. And for all u people out there that say greeks invented sex, guess what? that means we are totally more skilled at it and actually know how to do it unlike all u fools that have no fucking idea what the hell ur doing!

Greek people rock ass!!!!!!!!!!!

by greeksarecool May 13, 2006

greggin

ADJ.
1. extremely large hole.
2. gaping

Tony's asshole was greggin after going to confessions with father chapholte.

The hole was greggin.. like throwin a hotdog down a hallway.

by thebombdizzle May 5, 2007

Greek kiss

It's a definition of oral sex in anus.

Greek kiss : oral sex in anus.

And then while she was debrilted in the window James softly moved her panties to the side and with delicately licked her already wet anus... Making her cum Intaniously

by Aquele que sabe January 26, 2019

Greek

The most finest and bravest race in history. Alexander the Great's and Hercule's race. A race which have put an early end to arabic/ottoman invasions targetting europe and its culture.

If Greeks had never existed, Europe wouldn't be the way it is.

by John McLoughlin September 19, 2005

Greek Omelette

Crack three eggs in to a girls asshole. Then fuck the girl in the asshole vigorously to beat the eggs until you blow your load. Have the girl crap the concoction out into a hot frying pan. Cook like an omelette. Add feta cheese and serve.

My girlfriend hates her husband so we whipped him up a greek omelette.

by WilsonDog June 17, 2011

Greek Taco

When a woman with longer labia lips rubs them against a guys anus.

I was banging this chick and she had me lay on my back and pull my legs to my chest. She said she was going to make a Greek Taco. She straddled my crotch and then pulled and rubbed her beef curtains all over my asshole making it wet with her pussy juices. She then tried to stick them into my ass with her fingers!!!

by coathangerkid December 28, 2009

Greek Goddess

To ejaculate unceasingly onto a standing, preferably posing, whore to resemble a completely white Greek statue albeit caked in substantial cheesy cum.

Guy#1: My balls were so blue I could smell my cum turning sour through my dick!

Guy#2 : How’d you fix your expired dick?

Guy#1: Told my wife to rock my kid to sleep and once she was still, I Greek Goddessed that cunt with even my infant getting a taste!

by CollinLikesMen August 7, 2019